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This is what you crackheads sound like talking to each other on this site

Oh no

I got into the middle and my head hurts already

How the fuck can you leave out my main man banana peel

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

imagine having money wow i just got chills

If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

Stop

Let them speak

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once.