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stop talking to me about Halloween. Iâm Polish, all I get is arguing with my family at the cemetery over where to put which znicz
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other fun activities include:
- freezing and getting soaked
- warming your hands over the znicze (preferably the sea of them put under the main cross)
- getting blamed for forgetting the matches even though thereâs seven other people who could have remembered to take them
- listening to your family complain about the quality of flowers bought by other members of the family
- listening to other families complain
- meeting people at the cemetery that you havenât seen for ages
- they want to chat but itâs cold and you just want to go home
- listening to someone scolding others for being too loud
- âI swear this must be the right alley I have no idea where the grave wentâ
- traffic jams and three police cars next to every cemetery area
heâs licking his lipsâŚ
heâs checking it twiceâŚ
Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

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showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.
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RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE
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you know whatâs always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the characterâs like âwhich one of you is the liarâ or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like âwhatâs two plus twoâ one of themâs gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie.Â
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THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT and deserves more notes
LISTEN i donât normally engage in Discourse but this information is DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING!
the point of the riddle isnât to figure out which one is lying, in fact, knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irrelevant. What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that, you HAVE to ask it âif i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the safe way to go, what will they tell me?â
if you asked the truth-telling one, theyâll tell you the wrong way, because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, theyâll tell you the wrong way, because theyâre misleading you, so
ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get.
âwho cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesnât matter irlââ
WRONG AGAIN! story time:
A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest.
now, iâve been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand.
I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top-shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the other the nice rum.Â
the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting âask him what color your hair is!â and stuff like that, but i already knew what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum
remember, kids, it doesnât matter which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests.
always be ready for a riddle contest
Hereâs a thing that usually doesnât come up when people try to criticise this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will collapse when youâre halfway across.
They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question.
If you ask âWhatâs two plus two?â than great. You know which one lies but you also still donât know which bridge you can cross and canât find out.
You played yourself.
i can get the answer in zero questions. block all the other exits, light them on fire, and see which way they run.
^ Look at Alexander the Great up here, cutting the knot and all.
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Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery
My heart
Iâm not crying
God dammit itâs too early to cry. He like âmom! Look what I can do!â