Bosses be like “the fact that you clock out on time and refuse to come into work early or on your days off shows you’re not committed to the job :/”

fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter

People be tryin to find loopholes to give a shit about these corporate run twitter accounts as if its one sad lonely underpaid intern helplessly posting against their will and bettet judgement to appeal to the unpredictable masses. It’s literally Teams of people who went to school to purposefully understand how to manipulate masses of people. They deserve our hostility in abundance

Visualizing yourself being watched and performing is a capitalism coping mechanism

This is some woke shit wtf

i noticed at one point Spotify kept shuffling the last 100 songs I added to my library and had to hit them up on twitter to get them to fix it. And tbh, get your money back too. You don’t pay $10ish a month, tops, to hear some of the music you like.

mind opening post that should be in everyone’s dashboard

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

Eartha! Her expression in the second GIF…whew…

might fuck around and kin a motherfucker

which of you is it gonna be

i knew the punchline was coming and it was still hilarious 

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who