so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for
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To say that masculinity is a flawed construct that inflicts serious psychological damage to many in its current state is true. To say that femininity in comparison is liberatory and pure and the "superior option" for most or all of the people on the planet is nuclear cope. Just weapons-grade ideological myopia. Please put the phone down and only return to the conversation when you can deepen your analysis beyond "this thing is evil because it makes me personally feel bad, and this thing is pure because it makes me personally feel good".
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Best Served Cold (Video Game)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bartender | Player Character/Peter Wagner, Bartender | Player Character/Hugo Mertens, Bartender | Player Character/Hugo Mertens/Peter Wagner
Characters: Bartender | Player Character (Best Served Cold), Hugo Mertens, Peter Wagner, Elena Earnest
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Prohibition Era, Characters Being Bad at Feelings, OT3, idk why but I just feel like Peter would be really good at giving blowjobs, Hugo hasn't had any practice alas but fortunately I bet he's a quick study, before I even found the dialogue tree about Laura my brain was like 'oh damn his fiancee totally left him bc he got hella obssessive about work huh', Peter and his affectionate nicknames give me life, I can only assume 'blue' is just as much about Hugo's eyes as it is his profession, ACAB includes Hugo Mertens, tbh I think he'd agree, especially at the end there
Summary:
âSave it, detective,â he said. âIâm keenly fucking aware she deserves a fuck of a lot better than me. She also deserves a fuck of a lot better than you, too.â
Mertens opened his mouth, as if to object, but then he closed it, heaving a sigh and glancing over at the bar again, where she was now talking to Ilya.
âYes,â he said quietly. âI know. Believe me, I know.â He shook his head and continued down the steps, moving to his usual table by the wall without another word.
Peter watched him for a moment, frowning. He hadnât actually expected the bastard to agree with him on that.Â
Peter Wagner and Hugo Mertens have a lot more in common than they'd like to admit. Their respective feelings for the bartender are merely at the top of that list... and now they're finally starting to figure that out.
I understand the reasoning behind prison abolition, and thereâs no denying our carceral system needs to be replaced with something better, but I have ultimately come around to the belief that we do need prisons. Unfortunately.
That doesnât mean they need to be terrifying hellholes with the constant threat of rape or other violence hanging over oneâs head, of course. And all redress of crime should attempt rehabilitation over punishment where possible. The problem is that the crimes that do the most damage to our world a) are rarely punished at all, because a lot of people secretly or not so secretly think theyâre good or fine; and b) are rarely committed by people capable of rehabilitation.
For instance: rapists, as a general rule, do not rehabilitate. What do we do in this situation? Do we keep giving them chances to re-offend and victimize more people? Do we keep them locked up and away from the rest of us for the remainder of their lives? Do we sentence them to death? We know the first option doesnât work, since thatâs what we do now (if they even get to the point where incarceration is possible), but beyond that Iâm not sure. I know Iâm currently leaning toward the last option, if Iâm honest. Itâs just an undeniable fact that a world with fewer rapists in it is a better, safer world.
It unfortunately seems clear that there will always be dangerous people who need to be separated from the rest of civilized society for our collective safety. Itâs just that we donât ever really lock up these people, what with the vast majority of them being in power, and instead waste resources on brutalizing those who commit far more minor crimes (or no crimes at all!) instead.
I canât help but think that if we approached rape and white collar crime with the same moral disgust that we currently waste on drug-related crime, we would be in a much better place overall.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Leverage (US TV 2008)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sophie Devereaux/Nathan Ford, Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer
Characters: Nathan Ford, Maggie Collins, Sophie Devereaux (Leverage), Eliot Spencer (Leverage), Alec Hardison, Parker (Leverage)
Additional Tags: Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Self-Medication, Child Death, Canonical Character Death, Introspection, Fanmix, Depression, Anxiety
Summary:
âItâs appreciated, you know, even if I donât always act like it,â he told him once, drunkenly of course, and for one horrible second Nate worried that Eliot was going to ask him what he appreciatedâbut he didnât, just met his eyes, briefly, and nodded.
âI know,â heâd said, a faint smile appearing at the corner of his mouth. âItâs one of the reasons we all still put up with you.â
A ficmix for Nate Ford and that massive (troublesome) brain of his.
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Donât you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that itâs helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
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aka these thoughts will not leave me alone so now I am sharing them here.
Nate Ford is the sort of character I deeply enjoy; that is, I like him despite frequently wanting to shake him repeatedly until he stops being an idiot. That is the mark of a well-written character to me, honestly. Do I want to slap him across the face? Often. Do I also want him to be happy? Obviously! But with Nate, those are related; he doesnât know shit about fuck when it comes to even a single goddamned thing that will actually make him happy until about season five. Ergo, he does a lot of dumb, wrong stuff firstâhence the shaking and the slapping.
Anyway, this exists because John Rogers (who, to be clear, I adore, even though he is, to be clear, completely wrong) mentioned on BlueSky something about one of Nateâs potential D&D classes being cleric.
No, thatâs not a typo. Cleric.
Yes, that kind of cleric.
No, I donât understand it either.
After I stopped staring in disbelief, wondering if perhaps that word somehow had a different meaning in Canada, I started thinking about this. I honestly havenât been able to stop thinking about this. It is fully 100% my Roman Empire now. At least once a day I stop and have the thought âJohn Rogers thinks Nateâs D&D class could be cleric. I donâtâŚâ and kind of stare off into the middle distance while I once again try to wrap my brain around this utterly baffling concept.
Nate. Cleric. Okay. Iâm open-minded, I can entertain the thought that this is possible, surely. How could that work? I suppose thereâs the religious aspect, but thatâs not really what D&D clerics are about, so that connection feels surface level at best. Thereâs the belief in something greater than oneselfâin Nateâs case, it wasnât really God so much as rules and order. He ran as far away as possible from his criminal fatherâs chaotic lifestyle as he could and was assured, assured that if he just followed the rules, then the rules, the systemâwell, they would of course always* take care of him in turn!
*some exceptions apply, see terms and conditions
I can see paladin there very easily, what with the whole Oath system. Vengeance or Oathbreaker Paladin? Ooh, Oathbreaker Paladin but really it was the Oath that turned on him, not the other way around? Thatâd be fun. Damn, now I want to play that character.
The problem here is the stats, in my opinion. Nate Ford does not have a high enough WIS score to be an effective cleric and I am baffled by the thought that he does. The man is the living embodiment of the rigid, left brain, analytical observer. His knowledge of human behavior is pattern recognition, not intuition; he makes his insight checks with his intelligence modifier, if you will. (He also has Expertise.)
By the end of OG Leverage, I posit Nateâs stats are:
14 STR / 13 DEX /Â 15 CON / 22 INT / 14 WIS / 18 CHA
I can see his charisma stat being higher. Charisma isnât just charm and flirting, after all; itâs the art of provoking a specific emotional reaction in response to your behavior. Sometimes youâre trying to provoke them into hitting you upside the head. Nate is extremely good at this sort of charisma.
I also debated putting his constitution higher, but he did die like eight years into retirement, so eh. Having your entire worldview shattered through an unimaginable and maliciously unnecessary tragedy ages a person pretty rapidly, I imagine, particularly when the chaser is copious amounts of alcohol.
In any event, Iâve been doing some recent rewatching, and so I come bearing textual citations. Many, many textual citations.
In The Nigerian Job, we have the scene where Eliot tries to talk to Nate while theyâre playing pool. Eliotâs insight is wisdom based, and you can see it on display here. He literally explains Nateâs conscience to him in this scene. Nateâs rigidly ethical brain is in a full on guilt spiral: âbut breaking the law is bad, this should feel bad, why doesnât this feel bad, why does this feel good, this canât feel good, this is not allowed to feel goodâŚâ
But, as Eliot points out, quite casually: so what if what theyâre doing is illegal? Dubenich is a bad guy, and bad guys arenât supposed to get away with the bad guy shit they do. Thatâs what actually matters to Nate, ultimately. Everything else is just theater.
Itâs the underlying thesis of the entire show, in other words: the difference between order and justice, and the reminder that eventually you have to pick one.
Textually, Nateâs response to this version of insight is defensiveness and misdirected hostility, which makes sense, because when youâre used to intellectualizing your feelings, actually feeling them is overwhelming and horrible, especially at first. This is only further compounded if you also have a precarious relationship with sobriety and are kinda maybe possibly just a little bit self-medicating your depression and anxiety with alcohol.
The show also sets up parallels between Nate and Parker right away, and this is one; Parkerâs insight works the same way Nateâs does. In The Bank Shot Job, we see this: when Nate stays inside the bank instead of walking out with the cash, itâs Parker who says, âDonât be an idiot, Hardison! Sophie was still in there.â
Why did Parker understand that emotional connection and put it together faster than Hardison? I think we can all agree her emotional intuition is much worse than his, particularly in season oneâbut she is much more observant. She watches and she learns, much like Nate does.
And, like Nateâs brain, her brain is constantly making connectionsâthus, in full on pattern recognition mode, she had already noticed and was now connecting Nateâs previous patterns of behavior to his behavior in the bank, resulting in her immediate (correct) deduction of his motives.
Nate and Parker are insightful the way Sherlock Holmes is insightful, and if anyone wants to tell me Sherlock motherfucking Holmes has a WIS score high enough to be a cleric, I need you to please share the strong drugs youâre on, they sound bizarre and amazing.
Just about the entire fandom headcanons Parker as on the spectrum; so, I posit, is Nate, and human nature is his special interest.
Nate is your dadâs friend who has the most intricate model train setup imaginable in his basement and will easily spend four hours telling you every single detail about every single type of model train currently in existence (whether you wanted to know or not)âexcept instead of trains, all of that meticulous mental energy is being channeled toward this.
Itâs really no surprise he gave some dude a nosebleed with the power of his mind, honestly.
Next, in The First David Job, we have Nate absolutely sure that Parker will be able to steal The First David on a whim, because he knows damn well she started idly planning how to steal it the instant they started talking about it. She canât turn that off any more than he can turn his brain off, and he knows it. Thereâs also Nate being smacked upside the head by emotion and deflecting that emotion once again in response.
Sophie calls him out on none of this being a selfless crusade on his part either, and rather than acknowledge that, Nate deflects with, âWell, I was right, wasnât I? That is the voice you use on a mark.â
Nate canât handle the intense emotion going on right now and has to retreat behind solving things and being right in order to deal.Â
âAlways your fatal flaw,â Sophie tells him. âYou think too much.â
You know. Wisdom.
In The Second David Job, we have further Nate-Parker parallels, as once Nate informs the others that Blackpoole and Sterling know theyâre coming, Parker smiles what can only be described as a terrifyingly knowing smile before she asks, âAnd how do they know that?âÂ
Nate, looking directly at her, and knowing damn well she already knows the answer, replies, âBecause I told them.â
Later, during further planning, itâs Parker who first says, âWhat about Maggie?â The others misinterpret her at first, but Nate snaps his head toward her a little, brain clearly whirring madlyâhe knows exactly what she means, immediately.Â
Parker is also the one who asks him point blank, âSo, fine, without Maggie, whatâs plan B?â because she knows damn well there isnât one.
Of course, the ruse they attempt on Maggie falls flat on its face, as it is literally Nateâs jealousy that fucks it up for them. He insisted Eliot wear that button cam because of it, and she immediately clocks that something is up because of it.
Ah, yes. Wisdom.
Shortly after that we have the Nate-Maggie confrontation and conversation where Nate finally tells Maggie about Blackpoole denying the claim that mightâve saved Samâs life, and she hits him with, âWhy didnât you tell me this? I work with these people, I am friendly with them. You just let me walk around like an idiot! Heâs my son too!â Quite tragically she doesnât also literally hit him, perhaps with a rock or maybe a truck, which is what he thoroughly deserves for withholding that information from her.
Why did he do that, she asks?
âI didnât want you to hate me,â he tells her, by which he means, âI hate myself for what I now see as my complicity in our sonâs death by working for someone who could so coldly make that decision, simply not questioning this horrible policy until it affected me personally⌠and I assumed you would too.â
âWhy would I hate you?â Maggie then asks.
âI do,â he says, which is only part of the reason. Yes, depression is a filthy liar and incredibly persuasive. But with Nate, thereâs also, âIâm wondering if I didnât tell you in part because it meant youâd still have a genuine connection to that world I might be able to exploit if needed.â
Because truthfully, thereâs no way that Nate didnât immediately start plotting, even if just in his head, about how to ruin Blackpoole for what he did. Like Parker told Hardison in The First David Job: some people do crosswords.
This is routinely how his brain works! He thinks of these things abstractly (potential advantage in the future) but not of the personal emotional implications (itâs hella fucked up to not tell Maggie) until far later on.
But, yeah, sure. Wisdom.
Iâm going to keep pointing out the Nate-Parker parallels as I see them because a) I love them and b) if Nate is a cleric then what does that say about Parker? Has your head exploded yet? Mine is getting close.
In The Beantown Bailout Job, we learn Nate quit drinking and rented a condo above a bar so that he might further punish himself. This man needs to try Wellbutrin or something, I swear to god.
Nateâs face in reaction to that line is super uncomfortable. He does not like being confronted with that insight. Of course notâit might inspire introspection of a sort that terrifies him to do. Thereâs a reason he just fundamentally doesnât understand the motive behind Sophieâs sabbatical later on in this season.
Yet another quick little scene wherein Eliot basically just lays Nateâs id out on the table for inspection and Nate squirms awkwardly about it, wishing he were dead.
Also, like, thereâs literally the part where Nateâs getting the crap kicked out of him, and we get this exchange:
âYouâre Jimmy Fordâs kid, Nathan. Thought you were gonna become a priest.â
âDidnât work out.â
So even if you were drawing the rather facile priest to cleric parallel, thatâs a literal, explicit, textual refutation of the entire concept: it didnât work out.
Further Nate-Parker shenanigans, in the form of half sentences because the other halves are implied:
âAnd this money came from,â Nate asks, inclined slightly toward Parker.
âOh, yeah.â
âPerfect.â
The little satisfied smile on Parkerâs face after that is blinding. That was something she decided to do. Sheâs already starting to think like a mastermind, staying multiple steps ahead.
And then we end that episode with Nate finding out Sophie has a boyfriend, buying a shot of whiskey, making out with it a little bit, and then setting it back down and walking away, because men will do anything except go to therapy.
But, absolutely, yes, Iâm convinced. Wisdom!
In The Two Live Crew Job, we get a whole lot of fun obliviousness and Nate running into feelings that do not compute.
Starting with Sophie and Hardison in the van, thereâs,âWe trust Nate to make sure the plan works. We trust you to make sure weâre all okay,â from Hardison, neatly summing up the Nate and Sophie dichotomy and helpfully proving my entire point about the things Nate is good at and the things Nate is very much not good at.
Later: âWho does this guy think he is?â Nate asks of the arrogant, smug, know-it-all bastard waltzing in like he owns the place, neatly dodging the approximately seventeen metric fucktons of irony careening directly for his head.
He does this with zero self-awareness, of course, because Nate is neither introspective nor wise. He is brilliant, but emotions fuck him up.Â
The more of these episodes I rewatch the more Iâm starting to believe that BlueSky post was in and of itself an elaborate con to drive me insane.
In The Three Strikes Job, we further explore Nateâs struggles with single fatherhood and his inability to properly sit with his emotions. There is, of course, the first message to Sophie, the very straightforward, âThe team could really use you on this one,â aka the standard call of emotionally immature fathers everywhere, attempting as they do to guilt their wives into picking up their slack the moment things get a little dicey or emotionally fraught.
Yes, Nate, you are out of your depth. Sit with that for a minute, maybe.Â
It then continues to devolve, naturally:
âNo one knows who they are,â insists man who has tried everything to feel better, except for literally anything that might make him feel better.
Throughout the episode, Nate continues to deny the obvious, snapping, âIâm not a thief,â so intensely that at this point itâs obvious heâs mainly trying to convince himself.Â
Being in denial about something is super wise, right? I think so. That sounds correct.
In further obvious parallels Nate is incredibly oblivious to:
âThis guy dedicated his life to doing the right thing! And this is his payback? I mean, his familyâs pain is what he deserves? If we donât settle the score on this, why do we do this? Do you understand?â
The OT3 exchange a glance packed to the brim with meaning.
Yes, Nate, it is quite tragic that someone did the right thing all his life and then was ruthlessly betrayed for no real reason other than selfishness and greed. I just hope you can truly empathize with such an experience. Iâm sure there is nothing in particular about this case that is causing this sort of reaction and it is merely justice you are inspired by.Â
Yes. That is absolutely a true convincing story that I believe.
In The Maltese Falcon Job, an old favorite comes back to delight us once more! Thatâs right, itâs time for the semi-annual âEliot explains to Nate how his emotions workâ informative lecture. Letâs listen in!
âI think in the last six months, Nate, Iâve heard you talking about beating the triads, beating the Russians, all right? Maggieâs boyfriend, huh, howâd that work out? We all said that meet was a bad idea, all right? But you got a taste for taking down this mayor, and you canât resist⌠Not walking away, thatâs not my job. My job is to get your back, and Nate, Iâm gonna do it, all the way down. But I need you to do your job.â
âAnd whatâs that?â
Parker, straight to the point: âBe Nathan Ford. Be the person we came back for.â
Eliotâs job is to get Nateâs back. Sometimes getting his back involves telling him to get his shit together. Thatâs also why he tends to be his conscience interpreter and emotional regulation coach. (I do deeply appreciate how much this isnât just left for Sophie to do. Sure, she does some of it, especially once they get together, but Eliot still does a lot of it even then⌠like, yes, men, you do still have a responsibility to help improve the other men around you even if there are also women in their lives!)
Nate continues to struggle as a single father but is finally beginning to appreciate all the emotional labor Sophie was handling for the team. Making sure everyone is okay is way harder than making sure the plan works, as it turns out.
Gosh, whoever couldâve guessed.
Iâm seriously trying to understand where in all of these âNate Ford has the emotional IQ of an unripe kumquatâ type scenes I was supposed to come away with the impression that he was wise. Am I being trolled? Iâm being trolled, arenât I? This was all a ploy to make an extra $5 in residuals, wasnât it?
In The Jailhouse Job, Hardison straight up calls Nate out on his martyrdom: âFine, Nate. Weâre still out here, weâre doing the job. We help people nobody else helps. Thatâs important. You wanna stay around and miss out just because you gotta figure out your guilty conscience? Thatâs your loss.â (Meanwhile Eliot is eyeing him like âdammit Hardison youâre hot when youâre calling Nate on his bullshit.â)
Nate, of course, is under the impression that his âsacrificeâ is ânobleâ rather than what it really is: a cowardly attempt to abdicate the responsibility he created for himself and the team.
Growth is not linear, as we know. Nate definitely made some strides in season two toward self-actualization but is now attempting to revert to the familiar: punishment. Punishment is rarely ambiguous, after all, and Nate is particularly adept at hiding behind his shame like itâs a shield: I did something wrong, I must be punished. Do we examine the wrongness of these actions and what makes them wrong? Do we consider who is determining what is wrong and why? Do we contemplate which of these so-called wrongs are being focused on, or even perhaps what sorts of punishments are expected?Â
No. He did something wrong. He must be punished. That does sound much simpler to deal with, doesnât it?Â
The Inside Job is an amazing episode both in terms of Nate, Parker, their relationship with each other and with crime, but also Nate and Sophie and the ways they relate to the team. As they approach Parkerâs apartment, we get a brilliant demonstration of their respective strengths:Â
Nate knows about the dummy addresses, because of course he doesâthatâs the sort of thing he would absolutely think to do, makes total sense to throw others off.
Sophie guesses Parkerâs access code because she knows Parker.
âWho knows what goes on in that girlâs head?â Nate asks, and Sophie promptly answers via one freshly unlocked door, a delightful compare-and-contrast of INT-based and WIS-based insight.
Seriously, this scene is such a stark textual delineation of their abilities, and it continues as they enter Parkerâs place, Sophie suddenly utterly baffled while Nate now seems totally nonchalant.
At first glance this looks like an inconsistency, but nah, itâs completely in line with what weâve been shown re: the sorts of things Sophie and Nate are each experts at. Anytime itâs an internal, intuitive issue (what would Parker use for a password), Nate struggles. Anytime itâs something analytical or based on some observable pattern, (what would Parkerâs physical space look like based on her typical behavior), he excels.
In contrast, Eliotâs lack of surprise is rooted in instinctual understanding, because he and Parker have their own similarities. (Like Sophie, he also guesses the code to get in, but he lets Hardison hack it just to be nice.)
Iâll give Nate credit in this episode; heâs come a long way and is making realizations that a season or so ago he never wouldâve. This does mean, however, that the wisest Nate Ford has ever looked is in direct comparison to Archie Leech.
The phrase âdamning with faint praiseâ comes to mind for some reason.
Parker of course quickly comes to the conclusion Nate already did, but was waiting for her to reach on her own. See, with Parker, Nate makes for a really effective mentor, because the way they synthesize information is just so similar. Itâs awesome to see so plainly here.
âOkay, itâs your show. Go for it.â Heâs so proud. Itâs fucking adorable. I really did not pay close enough attention to how sweet the Nate-Parker relationship is. Theyâre honestly really cute.
I had to rewatch a bunch of The Rashomon Job twice because I forgot about the pink dress Gina Bellman wears in this episode and my brain short circuited a little the first time. Whomst amongst us, etc.Â
My favorite bits in this one are again between Nate and Parker. After Hardison finishes his story, I love the way Nate uses the teacups as he starts summing things up: âSophie didnât have the dagger. Eliot didnât have the dagger. Hardison didnât have the dagger.â
Then he looks knowingly at Parker, taps her left hand, and she smirks knowingly back, revealing the little ball, a neat little foreshadowing of what happens in Nateâs tale⌠I love it.
âYeah,â she says, and that look they share! Man, they are adorable, honestly.
Then, later on, it isâof course!âParker who first zeroes in on the next twist: â...Nate?â
Another knowing smile.
Anyway, things I know for a fact:Â
1) Sophie and Eliot hooked up that night and probably broke the bedÂ
2) there is no universe wherein Sophie freakinâ Devereaux doesnât know when a man has that obvious a crush on her, Nate, I call utter bullshit, thatâs a âsaw him use the air ventsâ level of sus, my friend
3) Parkerâs version is the most true
In The San Lorenzo Job, first, an aside: we get a delightful little scene where Parker determines how far down a pipe goes via echolocation, basically, because sheâs a goddamn badass. I love her so much.
But anyway, more relevantly: this entire episode is Sophie turning Vittori into the dude he needs to be to actually help San Lorenzo and Nate watching that and coordinating his plan around her. Itâs honestly pretty romantic, especially for Nate! Extra especially since she jumped in to keep his plan afloat. I think this was very sweetly reflected by the way Sophie felt at the endâpartners. A team. Friends. Aka, the foundation that every actual successful romantic relationship has to be built on!
And it doesâonce againâreinforce their respective types of expertise.
In The Long Way Down Job, first thing:
âIâve heard of denial, but climbing a mountain to avoid talking aboutâŚâ
Nate, once again, deeply uncomfortable being confronted with his emotions and his inevitable compartmentalization of them.
Ah, truly the wisest among us.
Of course Parkerâs the one to first mention that theyâve already stolen a mountain, and then her boyfriends helpfully jump in to assist, Hardison getting the KO: âYou were also very drunk on that one.â
Nate, naturally, immediately flees.
âYouâll suit up? You shouldnât even be up here.â Ooh, the opening notes of that familiar and beloved tune, the certified classic, âshut up and listen to Eliot, Nate, he knows better than you about thisâ.
Nateâs weak attempt at deflection is to pretend Eliot is the one who doesnât know what heâs talking about, which Eliot wisely ignores and continues on: âEvery second youâre on this mountain, your clock is ticking. Youâre very good at what you do, but you canât con a mountain.â
Nate, later, to Karen, with zero self-awareness: âYouâre emotionally involved, it leads to bad decisions.â
Hardison, literally taking the words out of my mouth: âIâm sorry, did you just say that? With a straight face?â
Thank you, Hardison! Thank you! Like, I really donât know how many examples of this are needed to prove my point, but there are so many of them, I figure, why not have a bunch, you know?
âDo not do this! As if you ever listen to me,â Sophie says, surely something that all the wisest men in the world want to hear from their significant others.Â
Nateâs conversation with Karen is so poignant because we know itâs a hard-earned lesson for Nate. Weâve literally been watching him learn it! Nateâs entire character arc is rooted in this lesson!
The Eliot-Parker scene in this episode is, of course, perfection, and gut-wrenching in the best way possible. Although, she was slightly wrongâNate wouldâve eventually given up and left the body behind too, but then he wouldâve drank himself into a coma afterward to escape the guilt.
âŚsort of a distinction without a difference, admittedly.
In The Boysâ Night Out Job, right out of the gate:
âYes, I want to be like my father, good insight, Sophie.â
Sophieâs look says what she is too nice to say aloud: âWell, whether you want to or notâŚâ
Everyone gangs up on Nate and his inability to Normal Person, while he insists heâs totally fine. The guys then start playing poker and he literally gets up and flees at the first hint of feelings.Â
Right, of course, how could I forget, isolating oneself and never talking about anything remotely emotional, just the absolute height of enlightenment and clarity. Truly, the wisdom, I am awed.
This episode makes it clear that Hurley has come further in his journey than Nate has in his, even with his habit of unwittingly stumbling into nonsense. He truly values what Nate and the team gave him and takes it seriously, takes it to heart, in a way Nate is just cynically scoffing at for much of this episode. Cynicism is the antithesis of wisdom. Cynicism is cowardice. Hurley is being vulnerable, and Nate still struggles a lot with being vulnerable.
Fortunately, he does seem to finally internalize this lesson at the end, when Hardison helpfully talks him through his emotions this time. (Eliot was busy flirting with Not-Sister Lupe, so it was his turn, you see.)Â âHardison? Thanks.â
Growth! Improvement! 10000% still a massive work in progress!
The Last Dam Job, or: Nate Plays Magnificent Bastardâaka the most INT-based trope to ever trope in the history of tropes.
I adore the climax of this episode, which very dramatically takes place atop a dam (in what reads as a fun The Reichenbach Fall allusion), and is a very nice backdrop for Nate to deftly wrap up his whole plot.
I suppose at least this way he has some small amount of plausible deniability; he can tell himself that they both made the final choice themselves. Technically.Â
However, when you consider the fact that he deliberately provoked them both into fight or flight responses, painstakingly talked them through the fact that if one of them dies, the other goes free, and then placed a loaded weapon on the very edge of a dam before walking awayâwell, one wonders how much of a choice either of them really had, in the end.
Brutal, Nate. Poetic, but brutal. âWelcome to the next time,â indeed.
The psychology in play, especially at the end, is so Holmesian and the setting underlined that, which once again supports what Iâve been saying all along: Nate makes his insight checks with his intelligence modifier.
âŚnobody thinks that Sherlock Holmesâ D&D class is cleric, right?
Right?
The Frame Up Job right away has Nate barrelling straight into a special interest like a nerd, so thatâs always fun.
Seriously, this episode is basic gender politics on display. You know that trope where someone (often female) is venting to their (often male) partner and the partner starts offering various suggestions on how to change or âfixâ the situation, which only irritates the partner who is just trying to vent? That's the gist, except it's Nate and Sophie, so there are also felonies involved.
Just. Be there. For her. Thatâs all Sophie is asking in this episode, Nate.
Nate does come through on that front, fortunately. He does learn! He does grow. He does change. Sometimes it takes a minute to sink in, but it happens. The thing is: none of these are lessons an already wise man would need to learn. Â
Lastly, we have The Long Goodbye Job, absolutely one of the best series finales of all time, even if it does also probably count as a war crime. Psychological damage, you know.
I will for the rest of my life love the fact that since the whole death scene is just a story Nate made up, he specifically chose to include the detail of the OT3 dying together holding hands just because.
Subtle, Nate. Subtle.
You recall how in The Nigerian Job Eliot had to entirely explain to Nate why he felt good conning Dubenich and why his conscience was clear, aka the difference between order and justice, and how at that time Nate barely wanted to hear it? Fittingly, we then end with Nate offering exactly that choice to Sterling and telling him to pick one, knowing full well that Sterling will ultimately choose justice just like Nate did.
Itâs a satisfying conclusion to his character arc for sure.
Now. Is Nate Ford a cleric? If he is, I can only imagine that he is not a very good one.
I will concede a dip of a level or two at some point is possible, maybe. But the only way cleric is Nate Fordâs main class is if you are categorically stating he is, at best, mediocre at what he does, and that is quite plainly not at all the case.
Nate Ford is a brilliant and profoundly broken man, forced to confront the grave inadequacies of his entire worldview in possibly the worst way imaginable. He craves interpersonal connections he has no idea how to cultivate, and it is very difficult for him to sit with his emotions, causing him to frequently lash out. He does not do well with intuition, emotion, or expression, but with patterns, deductions, and observations. He likes to understand how things work, he likes to understand how people work, âsolvingâ them the way most people solve a crossword.Â
As I said before, I think these are Nateâs ending stats:
14 STR / 13 DEX / 15 CON / 22 INT / 14 WIS / 18 CHA
âŚand, yeah, I (and canon) stand by it, honestly.Â
#but did john rogers say nate would be a GOOD cleric?#because the narrative descriptions of cleric fit Nate much better than the mechanical implementation#he's devoted to principles and believes in a higher calling#he's reluctantly taken up adventuring (crime) because of he believes the call of the god (justice) outweighs the actual acts of the church#(ie his insurance agency that he used to believe in)#he's just really shitty at the WIS side
oh yes! this is exactly why I like paladin for him!
plus committing to an 'oath' of beliefs feels very Nate... as does pissing off your friends with your dogmatic and overbearing behavior ;)
also something about paladins being charisma-based has always amused me idk. like you're not communing with a god or higher power so much as just shouting long and loudly enough about what you believe that they're eventually like "fine! okay! here's some magic! go fix whatever you're complaining about!" (which also seems very Nate lol)
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aka these thoughts will not leave me alone so now I am sharing them here.
Nate Ford is the sort of character I deeply enjoy; that is, I like him despite frequently wanting to shake him repeatedly until he stops being an idiot. That is the mark of a well-written character to me, honestly. Do I want to slap him across the face? Often. Do I also want him to be happy? Obviously! But with Nate, those are related; he doesnât know shit about fuck when it comes to even a single goddamned thing that will actually make him happy until about season five. Ergo, he does a lot of dumb, wrong stuff firstâhence the shaking and the slapping.
Anyway, this exists because John Rogers (who, to be clear, I adore, even though he is, to be clear, completely wrong) mentioned on BlueSky something about one of Nateâs potential D&D classes being cleric.
No, thatâs not a typo. Cleric.
Yes, that kind of cleric.
No, I donât understand it either.
After I stopped staring in disbelief, wondering if perhaps that word somehow had a different meaning in Canada, I started thinking about this. I honestly havenât been able to stop thinking about this. It is fully 100% my Roman Empire now. At least once a day I stop and have the thought âJohn Rogers thinks Nateâs D&D class could be cleric. I donâtâŚâ and kind of stare off into the middle distance while I once again try to wrap my brain around this utterly baffling concept.
Nate. Cleric. Okay. Iâm open-minded, I can entertain the thought that this is possible, surely. How could that work? I suppose thereâs the religious aspect, but thatâs not really what D&D clerics are about, so that connection feels surface level at best. Thereâs the belief in something greater than oneselfâin Nateâs case, it wasnât really God so much as rules and order. He ran as far away as possible from his criminal fatherâs chaotic lifestyle as he could and was assured, assured that if he just followed the rules, then the rules, the systemâwell, they would of course always* take care of him in turn!
*some exceptions apply, see terms and conditions
I can see paladin there very easily, what with the whole Oath system. Vengeance or Oathbreaker Paladin? Ooh, Oathbreaker Paladin but really it was the Oath that turned on him, not the other way around? Thatâd be fun. Damn, now I want to play that character.
The problem here is the stats, in my opinion. Nate Ford does not have a high enough WIS score to be an effective cleric and I am baffled by the thought that he does. The man is the living embodiment of the rigid, left brain, analytical observer. His knowledge of human behavior is pattern recognition, not intuition; he makes his insight checks with his intelligence modifier, if you will. (He also has Expertise.)
By the end of OG Leverage, I posit Nateâs stats are:
14 STR / 13 DEX /Â 15 CON / 22 INT / 14 WIS / 18 CHA
I can see his charisma stat being higher. Charisma isnât just charm and flirting, after all; it's your ability to affect the world around you via sheer force of personality, or the art of provoking a specific emotional reaction in response to your behavior. Sometimes youâre trying to provoke them into hitting you upside the head. Nate is extremely good at this sort of charisma.
I also debated putting his constitution higher, but he did die like eight years into retirement, so eh. Having your entire worldview shattered through an unimaginable and maliciously unnecessary tragedy ages a person pretty rapidly, I imagine, particularly when the chaser is copious amounts of alcohol.
In any event, Iâve been doing some recent rewatching, and so I come bearing textual citations. Many, many textual citations.
In The Nigerian Job, we have the scene where Eliot tries to talk to Nate while theyâre playing pool. Eliotâs insight is wisdom based, and you can see it on display here. He literally explains Nateâs conscience to him in this scene. Nateâs rigidly ethical brain is in a full on guilt spiral: âbut breaking the law is bad, this should feel bad, why doesnât this feel bad, why does this feel good, this canât feel good, this is not allowed to feel goodâŚâ
But, as Eliot points out, quite casually: so what if what theyâre doing is illegal? Dubenich is a bad guy, and bad guys arenât supposed to get away with the bad guy shit they do. Thatâs what actually matters to Nate, ultimately. Everything else is just theater.
Itâs the underlying thesis of the entire show, in other words: the difference between order and justice, and the reminder that eventually you have to pick one.
Textually, Nateâs response to this version of insight is defensiveness and misdirected hostility, which makes sense, because when youâre used to intellectualizing your feelings, actually feeling them is overwhelming and horrible, especially at first. This is only further compounded if you also have a precarious relationship with sobriety and are kinda maybe possibly just a little bit self-medicating your depression and anxiety with alcohol.
The show also sets up parallels between Nate and Parker right away, and this is one; Parkerâs insight works the same way Nateâs does. In The Bank Shot Job, we see this: when Nate stays inside the bank instead of walking out with the cash, itâs Parker who says, âDonât be an idiot, Hardison! Sophie was still in there.â
Why did Parker understand that emotional connection and put it together faster than Hardison? I think we can all agree her emotional intuition is much worse than his, particularly in season oneâbut she is much more observant. She watches and she learns, much like Nate does.
And, like Nateâs brain, her brain is constantly making connectionsâthus, in full on pattern recognition mode, she had already noticed and was now connecting Nateâs previous patterns of behavior to his behavior in the bank, resulting in her immediate (correct) deduction of his motives.
Nate and Parker are insightful the way Sherlock Holmes is insightful, and if anyone wants to tell me Sherlock motherfucking Holmes has a WIS score high enough to be a cleric, I need you to please share the strong drugs youâre on, they sound bizarre and amazing.
Just about the entire fandom headcanons Parker as on the spectrum; so, I posit, is Nate, and human nature is his special interest.
Nate is your dadâs friend who has the most intricate model train setup imaginable in his basement and will easily spend four hours telling you every single detail about every single type of model train currently in existence (whether you wanted to know or not)âexcept instead of trains, all of that meticulous mental energy is being channeled toward this.
Itâs really no surprise he gave some dude a nosebleed with the power of his mind, honestly.
Next, in The First David Job, we have Nate absolutely sure that Parker will be able to steal The First David on a whim, because he knows damn well she started idly planning how to steal it the instant they started talking about it. She canât turn that off any more than he can turn his brain off, and he knows it. Thereâs also Nate being smacked upside the head by emotion and deflecting that emotion once again in response.
Sophie calls him out on none of this being a selfless crusade on his part either, and rather than acknowledge that, Nate deflects with, âWell, I was right, wasnât I? That is the voice you use on a mark.â
Nate canât handle the intense emotion going on right now and has to retreat behind solving things and being right in order to deal.Â
âAlways your fatal flaw,â Sophie tells him. âYou think too much.â
You know. Wisdom.
In The Second David Job, we have further Nate-Parker parallels, as once Nate informs the others that Blackpoole and Sterling know theyâre coming, Parker smiles what can only be described as a terrifyingly knowing smile before she asks, âAnd how do they know that?âÂ
Nate, looking directly at her, and knowing damn well she already knows the answer, replies, âBecause I told them.â
Later, during further planning, itâs Parker who first says, âWhat about Maggie?â The others misinterpret her at first, but Nate snaps his head toward her a little, brain clearly whirring madlyâhe knows exactly what she means, immediately.Â
Parker is also the one who asks him point blank, âSo, fine, without Maggie, whatâs plan B?â because she knows damn well there isnât one.
Of course, the ruse they attempt on Maggie falls flat on its face, as it is literally Nateâs jealousy that fucks it up for them. He insisted Eliot wear that button cam because of it, and she immediately clocks that something is up because of it.
Ah, yes. Wisdom.
Shortly after that we have the Nate-Maggie confrontation and conversation where Nate finally tells Maggie about Blackpoole denying the claim that mightâve saved Samâs life, and she hits him with, âWhy didnât you tell me this? I work with these people, I am friendly with them. You just let me walk around like an idiot! Heâs my son too!â Quite tragically she doesnât also literally hit him, perhaps with a rock or maybe a truck, which is what he thoroughly deserves for withholding that information from her.
Why did he do that, she asks?
âI didnât want you to hate me,â he tells her, by which he means, âI hate myself for what I now see as my complicity in our sonâs deathâand the deaths of untold othersâby working for someone who could so coldly make that decision, simply not questioning this horrible policy until it affected me personally⌠and I assumed you would too.â
âWhy would I hate you?â Maggie then asks.
âI do,â he says, which is only part of the reason. Yes, depression is a filthy liar and incredibly persuasive. But with Nate, thereâs also, âIâm wondering if I didnât tell you in part because it meant youâd still have a genuine connection to that world I might be able to exploit if needed.â
Because truthfully, thereâs no way that Nate didnât immediately start plotting, even if only subconsciously or theoretically, about how to ruin Blackpoole for what he did. Like Parker told Hardison in The First David Job: some people do crosswords.
Parker was of course also the one to point out that there was no plan B without Maggie. If he'd told Maggie about what Blackpoole did when it happened, this whole revenge plot falls apart.
This is routinely how his brain works! He thinks of these things abstractly (potential advantage in the future) but not of the personal emotional implications (itâs hella fucked up to not tell Maggie) until far later on.
But, yeah, sure. Wisdom.
Iâm going to keep pointing out the Nate-Parker parallels as I see them because a) I love them and b) if Nate is a cleric then what does that say about Parker? Has your head exploded yet? Mine is getting close.
In The Beantown Bailout Job, we learn Nate quit drinking and rented a condo above a bar so that he might further punish himself. This man needs to try Wellbutrin or something, I swear to god.
Nateâs face in reaction to that line is super uncomfortable. He does not like being confronted with that insight. Of course notâit might inspire introspection of a sort that terrifies him to do. Thereâs a reason he just fundamentally doesnât understand the motive behind Sophieâs sabbatical later on in this season.
Yet another quick little scene wherein Eliot basically just lays Nateâs id out on the table for inspection and Nate squirms awkwardly about it, wishing he were dead.
Also, like, thereâs literally the part where Nateâs getting the crap kicked out of him, and we get this exchange:
âYouâre Jimmy Fordâs kid, Nathan. Thought you were gonna become a priest.â
âDidnât work out.â
So even if you were drawing the rather facile priest to cleric parallel, thatâs a literal, explicit, textual refutation of the entire concept: it didnât work out.
Further Nate-Parker shenanigans, in the form of half sentences because the other halves are implied:
âAnd this money came from,â Nate asks, inclined slightly toward Parker.
âOh, yeah.â
âPerfect.â
The little satisfied smile on Parkerâs face after that is blinding. That was something she decided to do. Sheâs already starting to think like a mastermind, staying multiple steps ahead.
And then we end that episode with Nate finding out Sophie has a boyfriend, buying a shot of whiskey, making out with it a little bit, and then setting it back down and walking away, because men will do anything except go to therapy.
But, absolutely, yes, Iâm convinced. Wisdom!
In The Two Live Crew Job, we get a whole lot of fun obliviousness and Nate running into feelings that do not compute.
Starting with Sophie and Hardison in the van, thereâs,âWe trust Nate to make sure the plan works. We trust you to make sure weâre all okay,â from Hardison, neatly summing up the Nate and Sophie dichotomy and helpfully proving my entire point about the things Nate is good at and the things Nate is very much not good at.
Later: âWho does this guy think he is?â Nate asks of the arrogant, smug, know-it-all bastard waltzing in like he owns the place, neatly dodging the approximately seventeen metric fucktons of irony careening directly for his head.
He does this with zero self-awareness, of course, because Nate is neither introspective nor wise. He is brilliant, but emotions fuck him up.Â
The more of these episodes I rewatch the more Iâm starting to believe that Bluesky post was in and of itself an elaborate con to drive me insane.
In The Three Strikes Job, we further explore Nateâs struggles with single fatherhood and his inability to properly sit with his emotions. There is, of course, the first message to Sophie, the very straightforward, âThe team could really use you on this one,â aka the standard call of emotionally immature fathers everywhere, attempting as they do to guilt their wives into picking up their slack the moment things get a little dicey or emotionally fraught.
Yes, Nate, you are out of your depth. Sit with that for a minute, maybe.Â
It then continues to devolve, naturally:
âNobody knows who they are,â insists man who has tried everything to feel better, except for literally anything that might make him feel better.
Throughout the episode, Nate continues to deny the obvious, snapping, âIâm not a thief,â so intensely that at this point itâs readily apparent heâs mainly trying to convince himself.Â
Being in denial about something is super wise, right? I think so. That sounds correct.
In further obvious parallels Nate is incredibly oblivious to:
âThis guy dedicated his life to doing the right thing! And this is his payback? I mean, his familyâs pain is what he deserves? If we donât settle the score on this, why do we do this? Do you understand?â
The OT3 exchange a glance packed to the brim with meaning.
Yes, Nate, it is quite tragic that someone did the right thing all his life and then was ruthlessly betrayed for no real reason other than selfishness and greed. I just hope you can truly empathize with such an experience. Iâm sure there is nothing in particular about this case that is causing this sort of reaction and it is merely justice you are inspired by.Â
Yes. That is absolutely a true convincing story that I believe.
In The Maltese Falcon Job, an old favorite comes back to delight us once more! Thatâs right, itâs time for the semi-annual âEliot explains to Nate how his emotions workâ informative lecture. Letâs listen in!
âI think in the last six months, Nate, Iâve heard you talking about beating the triads, beating the Russians, all right? Maggieâs boyfriend, huh, howâd that work out? We all said that meet was a bad idea, all right? But you got a taste for taking down this mayor, and you canât resist⌠Not walking away, thatâs not my job. My job is to get your back, and Nate, Iâm gonna do it, all the way down. But I need you to do your job.â
âAnd whatâs that?â
Parker, straight to the point: âBe Nathan Ford. Be the person we came back for.â
Eliotâs job is to get Nateâs back. Sometimes getting his back involves telling him to get his shit together. Thatâs also why he tends to be his conscience interpreter and emotional regulation coach. (I do deeply appreciate how much this isnât just left for Sophie to do. Sure, she does some of it, especially once they get together, but Eliot still does a lot of it even then⌠like, yes, men, you do still have a responsibility to help improve the other men around you even if there are also women in their lives!)
Nate continues to struggle as a single father but is finally beginning to appreciate all the emotional labor Sophie was handling for the team. Making sure everyone is okay is way harder than making sure the plan works, as it turns out.
Gosh, whoever couldâve guessed.
Iâm seriously trying to understand where in all of these âNate Ford has the emotional IQ of an unripe kumquatâ type scenes I was supposed to come away with the impression that he was wise. Am I being trolled? Iâm being trolled, arenât I? This was all a ploy to make an extra $5 in residuals, wasnât it?
In The Jailhouse Job, Hardison straight up calls Nate out on his martyrdom: âFine, Nate. Weâre still out here, weâre doing the job. We help people nobody else helps. Thatâs important. You wanna stay around and miss out just because you gotta figure out your guilty conscience? Thatâs your loss.â (Meanwhile Eliot is eyeing him like âdammit Hardison youâre hot when youâre calling Nate on his bullshit.â)
Nate, of course, is under the impression that his âsacrificeâ is ânobleâ rather than what it really is: a cowardly attempt to abdicate the responsibility he created for himself and the team.
Growth is not linear, as we know. Nate definitely made some strides in season two toward self-actualization but is now attempting to revert to the familiar: punishment. Punishment is rarely ambiguous, after all, and Nate is particularly adept at hiding behind his shame like itâs a shield: I did something wrong, I must be punished. Do we examine the wrongness of these actions and what makes them wrong? Do we consider who is determining what is wrong and why? Do we contemplate which of these so-called wrongs are being focused on, or even perhaps what sorts of punishments are expected?Â
No. He did something wrong. He must be punished. That does sound much simpler to deal with, doesnât it?Â
The Inside Job is an amazing episode both in terms of Nate, Parker, their relationship with each other and with crime, but also Nate and Sophie and the ways they relate to the team. As they approach Parkerâs apartment, we get a brilliant demonstration of their respective strengths:Â
Nate knows about the dummy addresses, because of course he doesâthatâs the sort of thing he would absolutely think to do, makes total sense to throw others off.
Sophie guesses Parkerâs access code because she knows Parker.
âWho knows what goes on in that girlâs head?â Nate asks, and Sophie promptly answers via one freshly unlocked door, a delightful compare-and-contrast of INT-based and WIS-based insight.
Seriously, this scene is such a stark textual delineation of their abilities, and it continues as they enter Parkerâs place, Sophie suddenly utterly baffled while Nate now seems totally nonchalant.
At first glance this looks like an inconsistency, but nah, itâs completely in line with what weâve been shown re: the sorts of things Sophie and Nate are each experts at. Anytime itâs an internal, intuitive issue (what would Parker use for a password), Nate struggles. Anytime itâs something analytical or based on some observable pattern, (what would Parkerâs physical space look like based on her typical behavior), he excels.
In contrast, Eliotâs lack of surprise is rooted in instinctual understanding, because he and Parker have their own similarities. (Like Sophie, he also guesses the code to get in, but he lets Hardison hack it just to be nice.)
Iâll give Nate credit in this episode; heâs come a long way and is making realizations that a season or so ago he never wouldâve. This does mean, however, that the wisest Nate Ford has ever looked is in direct comparison to Archie Leech. You know, the man who taught a child to jump off buildings for money,
The phrase âdamning with faint praiseâ comes to mind for some reason.
Parker of course quickly comes to the conclusion Nate already did, but was waiting for her to reach on her own. See, with Parker, Nate makes for a really effective mentor, because the way they synthesize information is just so similar. Itâs awesome to see so plainly here.
âOkay, itâs your show. Go for it.â Heâs so proud. Itâs fucking adorable. I really did not pay close enough attention to how sweet the Nate-Parker relationship is. Theyâre honestly really cute.
I had to rewatch a bunch of The Rashomon Job twice because I forgot about the pink dress Gina Bellman wears in this episode and my brain short circuited a little the first time. Whomst amongst us, etc.Â
My favorite bits in this one are again between Nate and Parker. After Hardison finishes his story, I love the way Nate uses the teacups as he starts summing things up: âSophie didnât have the dagger. Eliot didnât have the dagger. Hardison didnât have the dagger.â
Then he looks knowingly at Parker, taps her left hand, and she smirks knowingly back, revealing the little ball, a neat little foreshadowing of what happens in Nateâs tale⌠I love it.
âYeah,â she says, and that look they share! Man, they are adorable, honestly.
Then, later on, it isâof course!âParker who first zeroes in on the next twist: â...Nate?â
Another knowing smile.
Anyway, things I know for a fact:Â
1) Sophie and Eliot hooked up that night and probably broke the bedÂ
2) there is no universe wherein Sophie freakinâ Devereaux doesnât know when a man has that obvious a crush on her, Nate, I call utter bullshit, thatâs a âsaw him use the air ventsâ level of sus, my friend
3) Parkerâs version is the most true
In The San Lorenzo Job, first, an aside: we get a delightful little scene where Parker determines how far down a pipe goes via echolocation, basically, because sheâs a goddamn badass. I love her so much.
But anyway, more relevantly: this entire episode is Sophie turning Vittori into the dude he needs to be to actually help San Lorenzo and Nate watching that and coordinating his plan around her. Itâs honestly pretty romantic, especially for Nate! Extra especially since she jumped in to keep his plan afloat. I think this was very sweetly reflected by the way Sophie felt at the endâpartners. A team. Friends. Aka, the foundation that every actual successful romantic relationship has to be built on!
And it doesâonce againâreinforce their respective types of expertise.
In The Long Way Down Job, first thing:
âIâve heard of denial, but climbing a mountain to avoid talking aboutâŚâ
Nate, as always, deeply uncomfortable being confronted with his emotions and his inevitable compartmentalization of them.
Ah, truly the wisest among us.
Of course Parkerâs the one to first mention that theyâve already stolen a mountain, and then her boyfriends helpfully jump in to assist, Hardison getting the KO: âYou were also very drunk on that one.â
Nate, naturally, immediately flees.
âYouâll suit up? You shouldnât even be up here.â Ooh, the opening notes of that familiar and beloved tune, the certified classic, âshut up and listen to Eliot, Nate, he knows better than you about thisâ.
Nateâs weak attempt at deflection is to pretend Eliot is the one who doesnât know what heâs talking about, which Eliot wisely ignores and continues on: âEvery second youâre on this mountain, your clock is ticking. Youâre very good at what you do, but you canât con a mountain.â
Nate, later, to Karen, with zero self-awareness: âYouâre emotionally involved, it leads to bad decisions.â
Hardison, literally taking the words out of my mouth: âIâm sorry, did you just say that? With a straight face?â
Thank you, Hardison! Thank you! Like, I really donât know how many examples of this are needed to prove my point, but there are so many of them, I figure, why not have a bunch, you know?
âDo not do this! As if you ever listen to me,â Sophie says, surely something that all the wisest men in the world want to hear from their significant others.Â
Nateâs conversation with Karen is so poignant because we know itâs a hard-earned lesson for Nate. Weâve literally been watching him learn it! Nateâs entire character arc is rooted in this lesson!
The Eliot-Parker scene in this episode is, of course, perfection, and gut-wrenching in the best way possible. Although, she was slightly wrongâNate wouldâve eventually given up and left the body behind too, but then he wouldâve drank himself into a coma afterward to escape the guilt.
âŚsort of a distinction without a difference, admittedly.
In The Boysâ Night Out Job, right out of the gate:
âYes, I want to be like my father, good insight, Sophie.â
Sophieâs look says what she is too nice to say aloud: âWell, whether you want to or notâŚâ
Everyone gangs up on Nate and his inability to Normal Person, while he insists heâs totally fine. The guys then start playing poker and he literally gets up and flees at the first hint of feelings.Â
Right, of course, how could I forget, isolating oneself and never talking about anything remotely emotional, just the absolute height of enlightenment and clarity. Truly, the wisdom, I am awed.
This episode makes it clear that Hurley has come further in his journey than Nate has in his, even with his habit of unwittingly stumbling into nonsense. He truly values what Nate and the team gave him and takes it seriously, takes it to heart, in a way Nate is just cynically scoffing at for much of this episode. Cynicism is the antithesis of wisdom. Cynicism is cowardice. Hurley is being vulnerable, and Nate still struggles a lot with vulnerability.
Fortunately, he does seem to finally internalize this lesson at the end, when Hardison helpfully talks him through his emotions this time. (Eliot was busy flirting with Not-Sister Lupe, so it was his turn, you see.)Â âHardison? Thanks.â
Growth! Improvement! 10000% still a massive work in progress!
The Last Dam Job, or: Nate Ford is the Most Magnificent Bastard of Them Allâaka the most INT-based trope to ever trope in the history of tropes.
I adore the climax of this episode, which very dramatically takes place atop a dam (in what reads as a fun The Reichenbach Fall allusion), and is a very nice backdrop for Nate to deftly wrap up his whole plot.
I suppose at least this way he has some small amount of plausible deniability; he can tell himself that they both made the final choice themselves. Technically.Â
However, when you consider the fact that he deliberately provoked them both into fight or flight responsesâand promptly removed the option for flightâpainstakingly talked them through the fact that if one of them dies, the other goes free, and then very unnecessarily placed a loaded weapon on the very edge of a dam before walking awayâwell, one wonders how much of a choice either of them really had, in the end.
Brutal, Nate. Poetic, but brutal. âWelcome to the next time,â indeed.
(I also have a mild Hot Take that Nate actually intended to psychologically provoke them into doing this the whole time. Why does he performatively practice shooting even though he's good at it? So the team can seem him "devolving" and show up at the right time for him to "have a change of heart" that neither Latimer or Dubenich will be suspicious of. And it may just be a weird quirk of the editing, but I've always thought it seems like he looks over before they get there, like he was anticipating their arrival.)
The psychology in play, especially at the end, is so Holmesian and the setting underlined that, which once again supports what Iâve been saying all along: Nate makes his insight checks with his intelligence modifier.
âŚnobody thinks that Sherlock Holmesâ D&D class is cleric, right?
Right?
The Frame Up Job right away has Nate barrelling straight into a special interest like a nerd, so thatâs always fun.
Seriously, this episode is basic gender politics on display. You know that trope where someone (often female) is venting to their (often male) partner and the partner starts offering various suggestions on how to change or âfixâ the situation, which only irritates the partner who is just trying to vent? That's the gist, except it's Nate and Sophie, so there are also felonies involved.
Just. Be there. For her. Thatâs all Sophie is asking in this episode, Nate.
Nate does come through on that front, fortunately. (His immediate hardcore 180 when he figures it out is genuinely adorable: "NO, you are NOT wrong, they ALL must be forgeries, and I will PROVE IT!") He does learn! He does grow. He does change. Sometimes it takes a minute to sink in, but it happens. The thing is: none of these are lessons an already wise man would need to learn. Â
Lastly, we have The Long Goodbye Job, absolutely one of the best series finales of all time, even if it does also probably count as a war crime. Psychological damage, you know.
I will for the rest of my life love the fact that since the whole death scene is just a story Nate made up, he specifically chose to include the detail of the OT3 dying together holding hands just because.
Subtle, Nate. Subtle.
You recall how in The Nigerian Job Eliot had to entirely explain to Nate why he felt good conning Dubenich and why his conscience was clear, aka the difference between order and justice, and how at that time Nate barely wanted to hear it? Fittingly, we then end with Nate offering exactly that choice to Sterling and telling him to pick one, knowing full well that Sterling will ultimately choose justice just like Nate did.
Itâs a satisfying conclusion to his character arc for sure.
Now. Is Nate Ford a cleric? If he is, I can only imagine that he is not a very good one.
I will concede a dip of a level or two at some point is possible, maybe. But the only way cleric is Nate Fordâs main class is if you are categorically stating he is, at best, mediocre at what he does, and that is quite plainly not at all the case.
Nate Ford is a brilliant and profoundly broken man, forced to confront the grave inadequacies of his entire worldview in possibly the worst way imaginable. He craves interpersonal connections he has no idea how to cultivate, and it is very difficult for him to sit with his emotions, causing him to frequently lash out. He does not do well with intuition, emotion, or expression, but with patterns, deductions, and observations. He likes to understand how things work, he likes to understand how people work, âsolvingâ them the way most people solve a crossword.Â
As I said before, I think these are Nateâs ending stats:
14 STR / 13 DEX / 15 CON / 22 INT / 14 WIS / 18 CHA
âŚand, yeah, I think I (and whoever wrote most of these episodes, perhaps) can stand by it, honestly. ;)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The West Wing
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: John Marbury/Leo McGarry
Characters: Josh Lyman, C. J. Cregg, Toby Ziegler, Sam Seaborn, Leo McGarry, John Marbury, Jed Bartlet, Donna Moss
Additional Tags: Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Getting Outed, Insecurity, Feelings are hard okay, Figuring Things Out
Summary:
Leo tried not to sigh. He knew Jed only meant well, and that the man had never really understood why theyâd kept things as secretive as they had to begin with.
âYeah, sure, I guess we can say that,â he said, and Jed gave him a scrutinizing look.
âYouâre not ashamed of it, are you?â
Leo and Marbury are outed. It results in some introspection.