Sarcastic Shrew

#it was realistic tho tbh bc str8 ppl be like that

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

seven days

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don’t listen to him, it’s nothing important

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one day

ryan im scared

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being good 

This!

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

what up im percy jackson im 18 and i want people to stop throwing trash in the ocean

yes the kissing booth was cheesy, unrealistic and over dramatic but did I love it? HELL YES