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Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

everybody say thank you god (bea ceruleanheaven)

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin