sweet but psycho

You’d be surprised. My pumpkins and bats looked incredibly sad, like someone ran them over. Which is funny since they’re flat in the first place… 

I mean.. That certainly adds a spooky aspect to them?

“Seven? You’re missing eleven years there, mom. Would it make you feel better if I say I’ll always be your baby?”

“Let me live my fantasy! All of you are growing up so fast, even Cristian.”

I have come to the conclusion I need to hire another baker… these pumpkins I tried to do did not come out very nicely.

I find it hard to believe that something you made came out anything but cute and delicious, Marls.

“Friendly reminder that I proposed a month ago and now I’m getting married and adopting a kid in two months. Thought everyone should remember that.”

“When exactly did you get the okay to grow up? As proud as I am.. In my mind, you’re still about seven.”

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cristian, you can come out anytime now. preferably soon before i get cast as the penguin in a batman remake.

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“i try to, i mean as much as you can with kids that young, i feel bad scaring them too much.”

“I stopped feeling bad like eight years ago.”

When I’m always happy to get back into the classroom and put up new posters, and break out my cricut to start on the the freshmen welcome packets. Also the play list i’ve had going all day is major throw back vibes.

You and Lacey go so crazy with all the personalized things.. You’re making me look bad.

“it really is the weirdest feeling seeing your students outside of school. i’m coming out of the supermarket, nothing but three cases of beer in my cart, and this kid really started talking to me about the dangers of alcohol. - i guess i should just be happy that i’m teaching them well.”

“You see, that’s why it’s important to put the smallest yet healthiest bit of fear into them. They’ll trust you but also never question you.”

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my oldest baby. the day you were born was one of the greatest moments of my life, and i can’t believe you’re all grown up. i’m so proud of you, and i can’t wait to see you in a couple of weeks. <3 happy birhday angel!

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When i was smart for once and gave tests out today rather than tomorrow, cause no one is gonna do well knowing prom is only hours away. lets just say i think i should start doing tests every Thursday now.

In my personal experience, Thursday tests are usually a good decision. They’ve got a good amount of time to prepare for it and it doesn’t make them all antsy on a Friday.

Mom. please don’t.

... Okay. When, or if I should say, you’re ready to talk.. I’m here. I love you.

It’s fucking nice to know that me being pregnant, and losing the baby is now public knowledge. I’ll accept i’m sorry for your loss cards only if they have $25 ulta gift cards in them.

Nelle... Oh my god.