pretty girl rock

I don’t have many regrets in life. I like to think things happen for a reason. But one thing I do regret, and immensely so, is not buying the house that has a garage. My car is covered in leaves and bird shit. 

You could always  get one of the popup tarp garages. they’re only like a couple hundred bucks, and it would save you on leaves and bird poo

i mean, you’re not wrong, i’d probably do the same if more doctor’s offices had them. that’s probably one of the many reasons people love going to the bank so often, they always have them handy.

Right, i’m glad i’m not alone there. though i don’t remember the last time i actually stepped food into a bank

“sometimes i’m so glad i don’t have young kids anymore because i get to have all the left over lollipops from work for myself and when my kids were the same age as my patients, i would always have to give them some, as much as i dreaded it. anyway, how has your day been?”

I don’t know. i think i’d still snag lolipops at any age. really think that doctors offices should just have them handy - they’d make me go just a little more.

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date a cop they said, it will be fun they said. not when im working on pre-school stuff and i get this picture sent to me 

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if we’re not getting technical because any restaurant can be take out - so bred stix always.

Not to bad thank you, how have you been?

oh you know summer is ending and back to school is happening soon, new incoming freshman coming in

Nope, probably not. 

then i will not. How have you been?

oh gosh I wish there was, I think my eyes are now stung forever.

Do i even wanna ask what you saw?

So this is where all the cool kittens are spending most of their time now, I don’t think I’m use to social media. Is there a button for unseeing something you accidently saw?

Pretty sure there isn’t an unsee button, Blaine

That’s entirely possible. We should really get some of the old gang back together soon- maybe have a karaoke night and reminisce. I can offer our basement, actually. I did my best to recreate my old set up from my childhood home in ours and it’s been ages since it’s seen a good show.

Are you and blaine going to pull out singing don’t you want me again then? And have me and lacy in the corner getting wasted on that pink drink

“I will be ordering that tomorrow. I swear, you are like a little fire cracker.”

I have always been a little fire cracker, the coffee has nothing to do with it.

“I feel like I should drink the coffee that you are drinking. I’m excited for the school year, sure but it’s still Monday and I still am not happy to be here this early.”

Ah triple shots of espresso with extra sugar.