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Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.
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Things my brother has said to me since Iâve come out
Bro: You canât say youâre pan if youâve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you canât say youâre straight since youâve never had a girlfriend
Bro: toucheâŚ
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??Â
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure⌠$10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweetâŚcough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whoreâŚNo but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our schoolâŚ.
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: whatâs that?
Bro: basically sheâll date anyone
Friend: think sheâll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: soâŚhow was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)âs house because youâre pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and theyâre both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldnât get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONSÂ
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and âyoure attracted to everyone regardless of genderâ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because iâm straight i like every girl momâŚshe can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out youâre queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweetâŚ..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammitâŚ
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: youâre no longer grandmas favoriteâŚnow i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i canât punch a girl!Â
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
This is so sweet actually
@zaiyo
YOU LIMP LETTUCE
Before you do something stupid, just think âWould Uncle Iroh be disappointed in me?â If so, donât do it.
Uncle Iroh was a loving and understanding person. He would never be disappointed at your actions. Only sad you felt the need to do them and his teachings couldnât prevent it while always faithful in your ability to do whats right.
Thatâs enough to prevent me from not doing it
It still means disappointed, but okay.
i dont care if i sound bitter but the best way to support lgbt people u see in public is to leave us alone (unless they are in danger) but like if you see a same gender couple just walking down the street holding hands like just stay quiet⌠even if you want to say something like how brave we are or whatever like? itâs still alienating bc we all know that you wouldnât stop a straight couple on the street to tell them the same thing
this goes for like actually all interactions like - this one girl in my class always asks me about my gf but i dont know her well but doesnt ask the other girls about their boyfriends like - being polite is one thing but gay people notice if we are being singled out and its awkward, no matter how âsupportiveâ you think youâre being
Exactly! Lgbt people arenât somehow âbetterâ than straight or cis people. The community just wants simplicity. To be like everyone else.
oh no we are better just leave us alone

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I exist in two places. Â Â here, and where you are.
Margaret Atwood, âCorpse Song.â (via wordsnquotes)
The thylacine, more popularly known as the Tasmanian tiger, was an apex predator in Australia and Tasmania before its extinction in the early 20th century. Despite its superficial resemblance to a large dog, the thylacine was actually a marsupial, with no relation to canines The thylacine also featured an abdominal pouch similar to a kangarooâs.
The last captive Tasmania Tiger, which was later referred to as âBenjaminâ, spent several years behind bars in the Hobart zoo after being caught in the Florentine Valley in 1933. Its gender still a mystery, the animal died three years later on September 7, believed to be as a result of neglect. It was locked out of its sheltered sleeping quarters and died due to the exposure of an extremely cold Tasmanian night. The above is the animals final footage. (Source)
This is why humans are a trash species
Reports in Hobart news this week of sightings in the wild on the Remote North West Coastal forests. Tasmania has some of the most beautiful well preserved remote and inaccessible forests in the world. Letâs hope the reports are right and we have learnt enough as a species to preserve their existence instead of destroying it.
This is actually kinda creepy like y'all is cousins
Wow everybody got a twin
We all are technically 12th cousins so
Okay but some of these people could make some serious scammer money

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Time flies when youâre stressed the fuck out
In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
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My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopusâ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.
A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.
The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. Thatâs not just intelligence, thatâs a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can beâŚ
OH MY GOD
I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. âWell, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.â they are super smart
I love octopuses so, so much.
@_@
I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.
Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didnât mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I donât know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldnât move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.
This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except itâs a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.
cashiers donât actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all iâm thinking abt is âin five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go homeâ

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my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if iâd brought gym clothes and me asking âwho the fuck is jimâ
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: Thatâs ridiculous. *Storms out*
âThe staff count as peopleâ has me dead