soft as honey,, sweet as silk

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!

Me, sobbing and taking pictures

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

forgive me father for I am back on my bullshit

The morning murps

I almost scrolled past this until I saw the caption thinking it was “just sexist ads from the sixties” and that says a lot

he .. really said these ???

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while

Knock knock

xD that is my favorite one

what’s the may mood?