the moon was so beautiful that the ocean held up a mirror

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

i'll show you yours if you show me mine

one thing about me is im gonna have a spiritual connection with every animal i meet