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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

shut up lol

buy my silence

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

what did you tell him!!!!!!!!

The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

you must of fucked up real bad, bud

That bird is ready to sqaure THE FUCK up

what the Fuck

I’m scared for you.

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

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my sisters WILL NOT stop referring to them as “the brothers jonas” as though it’s 1705 or some shit