love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

I was employed.

This tweet itself isn’t completely incorrect but. Bro the amount of men who think cum is just inside their balls at all times is so upsetting

Is it built up during sex/masturbation? Please respond

My statement may have been a little misleading— cum is NEVER inside the balls. The only thing testes produce is sperm, which is 5% or less of the overall ejaculate. Vast majority of fluid is made by the prostate and the seminal vesicle which are in the pelvis.

even more embarrassing “here’s some shit i made in the back”

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

windows XP came out in 2001 (2001 was twenty two years ago) and its last update was put out in 2008 (2008 was fifteen years ago), since XP windowls has released Vista, 7, 8, 10, and finally the most curent windows version windows 11. so no XP wasnt one or two generations ago…. it was five generations ago…. and that is…. wow

That can’t possibly be right.

Derin. Derin windows xp is older than i am

I choose to reject this reality and substitute my own.

Derin. Derin xp is old enough that it can drink in the us

it’s still only like 2 generations ago, when you only count ones that were worth using