Big Fat Mesbian

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

It’s been years now but honestly, biggest youtube plot twist ever has been that cr1tikal is just that hot

It’s even FUNNIER because he dropped his snapchat in a comment first and of course everybody rushed to friend him and the first story he made was him playing a recorder and everyone was losing their fucking minds

INDIAN SERIALS ARE MY LIFE 

oh my god it really is always like this

arca

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

Dress up games

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me