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Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

This is poetry.

hire me for just whatever

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

Avengers Endgame Deleted Scene

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

This post came into my home and shot me on sight