[Boldly Go]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

A+

Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

Sorry but watching them fight gets me off, I'm keeping them both in a jar and shaking it up and down every hour.

[Image ID: #peach w mario and bowser / End ID]

“i would’ve hidden anne frank!” you couldn’t even condemn the largest massacre of jews since the holocaust.

You might also get candles and challah for Shabbat

yall when we say “the Bundists all got murdered” its not taunting Bundists for dying in a genocide. the Bundists thought being Bundists would protect them from Bolshevik & Nazi violence and notably it did not. “the Bundists all got murdered” is the evidence that Bundism failed, not an insult to their memory. Bundism is at its core the belief that assimilation will save you and there has never been a time in history where assimilation has saved anyone.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Love how mom, who is a literal apex predator, just screams and shits while her useless husband just walks around the nest like ?¿

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

Honestly such an underrated version of clois

One of if not the best versions of clois

i hope i am the tumblr mutual you wanna fuck

New Cerberus just dropped.

Now THAT’S a pet named Spot.