5'6" of Queer Engineer

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

ive had this queued since february.

World Heritage Post

fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

happy birthday thomas jefferson miku binder

op ships bill and hillary clinton, present day

oh, humans. humans being human. i love you.

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

certified iconic post

As more people use tumblr blaze and inevitably make asses of themselves, I think this is a good time to remind people that it’s never ok to send someone messages to kill themself, no matter who they are. Your first reaction upon seeing someone get dunked on should not be to go to their askbox and harass them. Block people if they upset you that badly. Death threats aren’t the cool funny “own” you think it is.

that bad sensory moment when you’re trying to do something that requires a lot of focus and the people around you are talking loudly and you’re just sitting there like $&@&&@@^%#%^%***++*%%#%^*+%%%

No focus. Only dial-up noise.

im really passionate about everything being gay

But why? Being gay isn’t cool or trendy, it’s just a thing. It happens. Let’s get over it.

being gay is so cool. reblog if you’re cool and gay

mutuals click on any object in my room and i’ll tell you all about it