is this really the boldest stroke you can make?

"SKAM was never really a series that shouted very loudly. It almost whispered, and somehow that was enoug" - Yes!!!

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

the scary grabber...

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

i could scared you really bad but i wont

this callout couldve been a block button

this callout couldve been a private conversation

#very reasonable asks

*gives you the bare minimum so that you rely on me but can't usurp me

*gives you a little bit extra one day because I can tell you're thinking about usurping me - it works - you become docile once again

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

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