;)

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

you don't like mourning dove? hwoo hoo hoo hoo?

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

oh to be a young man at boarding school and experience the inherent homoeroticism of poetry-based camaraderie

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website