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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

SPITE

Legends only

you have to understand kittens will be tiny sometimes and that is because they are small

megan fox’s speedrun from tumblr’s sweetheart to an embarrassment of grimes proportion is kind of impressive

mutuals i would ask to go outside for a smoke break with me during a party

mutuals I would have a drunken heart to heart with sitting on plastic lawn chairs

Omg it's raining . To close or to not close the windows, that is the quastion

Well it's all coming in all over the place . But surely this downpour will not last long enough to sodden my furniture

By Talos this cant be happening

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

@sapphicspritzee look tiktok stole the post you made like 7 years ago

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

it’s so funny whenever i hear a woodpecker. it’s like yeahhhh lmao of course that’s what you’re doing.