YEEHAW, WE'RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS

me: (trying to sleep at 3am) the disembodied voice of griffin mcelroy echoing somewhere in the back of my mind: pipis room

cowboys are just pirates that are too stupid to go on a boat and pirates are just cowboys that are too stupid to invent a revolver. its equality. i will entertain no further arguments

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

BWAHAHAHA

THEY SAID DONT LAUGH

I know that some of you will lose your minds over this. 

@egowave

ball

it’s fuckin pikablu the god

awesome! thanks! thank you! good!

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

these are the funniest figure photographs i’ve ever seen holy shit

Bard Combat

lindsey stirling is probably taking notes

“At least Nixon was-” please stop, Nixon was a fascistic lunatic. When Daniel Ellsberg revealed the Pentagon Papers, Nixon had his goons break into Ellsberg’s psychiatrist’s office to find things to discredit him with. He wanted to firebomb the Brookings Institute. He tanked the 1968 peace talks with Vietnam because he wanted a war to help him win the election. The most annoying thing liberals do is act like modern conservatives are a disgrace to the noble conservatives of the past. They’ve always been this bad. 

kinda fucked up that we’ve not only already had 4 months this year but we’re starting a 5th… looks like 2017 is the year of months

lads you are not gonna fucking believe this

It appeals to a nietzche audience.

I AM SO MAD I DIDN’T THINK TO ADD THIS MYSELF