gunpowder, gelatine

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

Nervous Reunion

Bonus:

Season 2: “Love and free will can exist despite oppressive institutions.”

finally, my first C/A kiss😭

Aziracrow? That would be funny as fuck. Aziraphale discovers all the food is premade and just reheated and nearly goes into a fugue state but then unfortunately really enjoys the cajun pasta. He also orders a bloomin' onion and it shows up even though that's an Outback thing. Crowley complains that the only reason he agreed to this is because Panera is dead to him after they stopped serving the heart attack lemonade. He however then realizes that the Chili's takeaway menu features gallon-sized margaritas and promptly orders six of them.

And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."

And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."