holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

What ancient animal discoverer did this?

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

Call me Daniel Molloy the way I miss the vampire Armand right now.

Still not what I want

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist