what?

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

yuna hollander said “fuck ilya rozanov” to her autistic son and had the audacity to be shocked when he followed her instructions to the letter

post-retirement hollanov channeling all their competitive energy into running their kids’ school PTA like the mafia

ilya making the rounds at the bake sale charming the other parents while shane stands over his little table of brownies trying to make sure he’s not “looking like you are trying to burn laser holes in the other people’s cupcakes with your eyes, moya lyubov.” everyone thinks ilya is the charming one but when he comes back to the table he murmurs “carol and doug are unhappy in their marriage. we can use this”

Everyone, please tell me something good that happened for you in 2025 - doesn't matter how big or small!

if you're yuna though. your son is gay and has been hiding a 10 year situationship from you, and he's in love with his rival, and then he is having a panic attack and the guy you knew as the big russian anger machine pulls him off the ledge in two seconds and THAT is when they confirm they are boyfriends. all in front of your pasta.

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that