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if dan and phil are going on tour who tf is gonna build houses

Currently planning on how to get my shitty life together to get out of egypt and move to a EU country somehow so that i could see dan and phil on tour

siri just read out a notification to me and pronounced "AmazingPhil" as "emma zingfield" and i was like "who the fuck is emma zingfield??"

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

"hi tofu" is so fucking funny probably one of my favorite moments on the podcast like it did not cross his mind that tofu could be anything but a nonbinary phannie