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im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

sending me that for YEARRRRSSS dnp were like our sharpie whiskers/noses didnt rub off bc we were kissing why would we do that -.- and turns out that they were kissing and phil had it on video and it was unlisted on his channel for years

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

if dan and phil are going on tour who tf is gonna build houses

Currently planning on how to get my shitty life together to get out of egypt and move to a EU country somehow so that i could see dan and phil on tour

siri just read out a notification to me and pronounced "AmazingPhil" as "emma zingfield" and i was like "who the fuck is emma zingfield??"

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.