Job answered the Lord

yall my world was just turned upside down i just found out the mongols used colors for directions and west was white and thats the best proposed theory for why belarus is called belarus ie white [west] russia

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

I hate when atheists are like “people who believe in God think they have easy answers to all the big questions” like gurl please the Almighty has had me left on read for ages

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

Millenials killed princess diana

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney

And he is responsible for climate change. Not all Millennials. Just John Mulaney.

“Millennials kill everything” factoid actually just statistical error. John Mulaney, who is a millennial & kills over 10,000 things each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Millenials caused global warming.

literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan