GoodVibes

What did she do: THAT Who is she: THAT BITCH

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

bro do you realize you met aliens

not unusual for a kmart

making a new password like me: beefstew computer: sorry password not stroganoff

oh my god

*slowclap*

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

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