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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

how in the world has the sweet domestic nonsense of witch hat atelier kitchen not killed qifrey yet

Not to be overly dramatic but if the dr stone anime ends im gonna turn into stone like i cannot do this again 😭

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

ctrl+f is one of the greatest things to happen to academia and indeed this world

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

it’s really funny how oru views qifrey like a brooding orphan with trust issues who he can fix with homemade pudding cups and tough love while qifrey thinks they’re like if prometheus and sisyphus had to meal prep for a family of six on top of the eternal torture