sandrants

like. actual insanity. do you know how crazily privacy violating this is? my following list is just a bunch of Phighting content I like and one friend and now all I see in my feed is PERSONAL CONVOSATIONS I should DEFINITELY not be seeing. ive witnessed 3 dramas and one weird misc incident from 6 months ago in comment threads in the span of 3 minutes and it is honestly appalling. Might even be on the level of ID verification but that is reallllly stretching it

Following that, here's a list of fixes to make this garbage actually good:

DONT ENABLE IT BY DEFAULT

In fact, don't make it enable-able at all

Instead, have a funny bar to the side or bottom of your comment (depends on size etc/etc...) which does the setting to ONE comment. This functions as reblog-equivalent

You will not see the "open full thread" or "see ?/? comments/replies" unless you directly go onto that blog.

This draft on Fresh refueled my innate spite for Fresh ships that do him wrong and it is all of them. I was drafting a oneshot for a new ship i created (platonic) and it made me realise that... Oh my god, the mischaracterization is actually so insane when it comes to shipping him that it actually goes far beyond Nightmare and Dream. this shit is the grand admiral court of basketball courts. You know what? just... Read the beginning note I drafted. - I feel the need to state that Parathesia is a platonic only ship and i must say that not because i hate sex, it’s because Fresh has no canonical need for getting freaky with it because .1 he can make parasites by himself (even if he has no purpose for such) and 2. He HAS NO REPODUCTORY ORGANS OR DRIVE TO DO THAT SHIT. do you think that thing the size of a ruler can fit anything more than 2 lungs and a brain? Yeah i dont think so. 

I feel a blood vessel pop in my head every time a fic creator or tumblr poster makes Fresh capable of having romantical relationships and, AGAIN this is NOT because i HATE SEX or i am spreading hatred to the ao3 site it is because there are GENUINELY good ways for Fresh to have the steamies! Give him an actual heat and reproductive methods required for him to survive via his host! Give him emotions by making them back-associated with his preexisting state of fear, allowing him to start feeling those emotions by requiring them to survive! BUT NOOOOO these guys HAVE to just magically give Fresh feelings or make him kiss and have zero pre-explanation for it to have happened. Even the fucking creator is guilty of this and that makes it about 100 times worse WHY. Is this just me being fucking asexual or autistic my gooood. I am almost inclined to make a Parathesia smut fic with ACTUAL CANON LOGIC just to prove my point and knowing me i fucking will