~Makin' friends with the noise in my head~

Considering that hairless cats produce excess skin oil since they don't have fur (which is the reason why they require regular baths), I wonder if any nakey cat owner with dry skin has ever just rubbed their hands on the cat to get them moisturised when they didn't feel like getting up to grab a bottle of lotion.

"... and this is my lotion-dispensing-cat"

Come to me, lotion beast, my hands must be oiled.

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

Christmas cards are just the annual tradition where people you are estranged from remind you that they still know where you live.

Imagine if there was someone using they/them pronouns and every time someone asks them why they do that, like isn't that a plural, they just look at the asker with the most deadpan expression and say "my parents were really poor when I was growing up. They couldn't afford to get us all our own pronouns so me and my siblings all had to share."

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

If I don't make at least one post everyday, I am sent into the pit for 48 hours

can you post from the pit? or will it result in eternal banishment 😧

i'm allowed to post from the pit but they keep dropping molten glass on me. I have to dodge every single glob that falls down or I get hurt. they tell me dance pit girl dance

A fay late but a huge happy birthday to a woman who understood the assignment.

in the aviary. straight up “watching it bourst into flames” . and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my phoenits.

I have foraging instincts on par in intensity with herding dogs' need to herd. It doesn't matter where we are or who I'm with, if I see a wild berry or edible plant I recognise, you can bet your teeth that I will not rest before I have either picked those things or you have physically removed me from the premises. As much as neither of us want this to happen, I have monkey brain and nimble fingers and excellent colour vision and I just spotted some bilberries. Here we go.

”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.