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fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

Someone wanna provide context for the non-SDV people?

Okay, but who is joja

Joja is essentially Walmart. You can either try to revitalize the town by going the community route and help local businesses and people thrive or you can sell the town to Jojacorp who will put the locals out of business and sell you way cheaper and shittier stuff

“I may use black magic to be a serial child murderer, but at least I’m not a capitalist”

i haven't gotten far enough in the newer updates to know if they adequately remedy this or not but from my experience there comes a point in the later hours of a stardew save where u kind of just have to make up things like this to do. this tracks

It slaps though

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

Hate when I’m smiling giggling at a video and then an ad plays. suddenly I have to lock in and frown so the ad knows I would never smile for it. Making me look like a fool in front of my beautiful princess (funny video)

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

for sure the balls

Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.

It said balls

oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

who is leon dbd

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

Is ignorance truly bliss? Because a lot of dumb fucking idiots are racist and angry ALL the time.

"Fool! No weapon forged by mortal hands can defeat me!" "Oh i know, that's why I brought the rock." "What?"