Witzy

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

onion is such a good cat name actually

normally i don’t like when people give cats human names but i’ll make an exception in onion’s case

how many people named onion do you know

This is what boys will be boys is supposed to mean

this is far too adorable

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

I hate when I go out in public and other people are there too??? Like what the fuck

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

NooOOO

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

I don’t know what to do.

then you arent awake

this image is used to activate russian sleeper cells living under fake identities in the united states

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

No

Help m e

the ol’ razzle dazzle