women can be a little evil

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online

Jungkook just called. He said we have to end climate change now.

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

every time a man cuts his long hair an angel dies