Hey, I'm Leece

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

And also when he gets up to other mischief

However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo

He’s baby

This dog is sitting, standing, and laying at the same time

MISCHIEVOUS ART - LOKI 

Do y’all remember that time that someone discovered facial recognition cameras couldn't see through Juggalo makeup, then Facebook had a fun “see what you'd look like with Juggalo makeup” thing, and then facial recognition cameras could suddenly see through Juggalo makeup?

Do y’all remember how, on Twitter, Elon started a tirade against artists who ask for credit when their art is reposted, and he suddenly he created one of the first big art AI programs?

Do y’all remember how AI destroyed the field of freelance translation, despite the inferiority of the machine translations, because companies didn’t care about the quality of the translations? They just wanted it done for free?

Do y’all know how companies will see a lot of money going into a New Tech Thing (like, say, AI art apps) and will jump to try and implement that New Tech Thing into their tech? For example, how it felt like every big company and celebrity had an NFT to sell?

The devs really said *STABS SOAP WITH STIM SHOT* *SMACKS SOAPS' ASS* "THAT BOI'S GUNSHOT WOUND IS HEALED NOW GO SAVE ALEJANDRO."

LIKE-- Soap's gunshot wound could be such a good whump!!!!

Give me just 1 (one) scene where Ghost/Rudy stitched him back up!! And then you can move on and I'll be happy as a clam!!!

Soap carries a motherfucking TORNIQUET on the front panel of his vest.

It's not even tucked into a pouch, it's rubber-banded TO THE FRONT!

YOU CAN EVEN SEE IT IN ALONE'S OPENING CUTSCENE:

WHY DIDN'T HE FUCKING USE IT?! IT IS LITERALLY MADE FOR WOUNDS LIKE THE ONE HE SUSTAINED!