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look at these thanks

These are all done by my beloved @starlightnoelle who also came up with the design for maidboy mode, a design which has affected my brain and gender permanently.

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susie about to show em a REAL dragon

#awesome

atomicwrongs

he's going to die in 8 seconds and you won't even do weeding with him. his last and only wish is to do light garden chores with you. first you won't eat cabbage right out of the ground with him (no pesticides) (good cabbage) (he sings to it every night so it grows big and tasty) and now you won't do weeding with him. for shame

yassmines

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

one-time-i-dreamt

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

glowingemberz

Not again. Reread OPs name

virtualgirladvance

no shut up let me believe please i need this

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pangur-and-grim

my house is scary at night

storyweavingspider

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

newtypezaku

jackfrostdoll

* This bat credit card is Pissing me off...

* I'm the original Doug Walker

grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

lathiat

i have GOT to pee more

lathiat

THIS IS A UTI POST NOT A PEE FETISH POST THIS TIME

lathiat

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tsunflowers

we love her

#they got kaijus doing what sloppy style nowadays?

carbon-ate

transjester64

Adding this from the comments...

kitkenk

percysfoxblog

streetkit

fuck r u looking at? i'll hurt you

swagvo1d

i love him

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onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

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