°•river spirit•°

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Sleeping naked together after having sex

and drinking water from the same bottle.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

*leaves

where are you going

it's five AM who WANTS me. who NEEDS me

airport charged me almost six dollars for a god damn cokey cola wht the HELL

early Warframes: I'm a humble space ninja. my skills turn me invisible and move me 1 cm forward Warframes now: I'm the actual demon from the bible. i eat souls and do a tasmanian devil spin to another edge of the map. my abilities summon The End Of Days. this is my teammate funny anticorp mushroom

Show daddy that nice picture again

you should be allowed to not pay rent if you want