Promising Nothing, Delivering Less

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

Quest: help Oprah find and destroy Dr Phil

"I feel an aching desire to speak to you and take up your time and attention" most normal thing to think about someone

we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die