Promising Nothing, Delivering Less

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

You can’t call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.

i don’t care that you’re a transgender communist you shouldn’t be using the r word

i’m not talking about “rape”!!!!! i’m talking about the slur for mentally/intellectually disabled people!!!!

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

There's nothing out there for us.

for weed ?

This is a staple of the Discord server I'm in

this is a staple of the blowjobs i give

gen 1 armored core themed blowjob in which i suck it from behind

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

explaining to my cat that its really clocky for her to be left pawed but she just sort of looked at me and then went back to batting at her food bowl with. well you know which one