The Samtionary

Noun. The time in your life in which your body starts changing, your metabolism slows down and you have to adjust what you eat to maintain your shape.

Noun. The feeling of nervousness/fear of being punched in the face you experience when you are around an older sibling. 

Verb. Writing messages on the homeless for cheap marketing of products and services.

So I have officially run out of words/phrases for Sam to define. Feel free to suggest some!

Noun. A name to call a person you really don't want around; meaning Double Dick Douche.

Proper Nouns. Queen Laqueefa's hench(wo)men.

Proper Noun. Non-Threatening Black Man's arch nemesis.

Proper Noun. Non-Threatening Black Man's sidekick.

Proper Noun. Sam's superhero alter-ego.

Noun. Non-threatening or offensive, funny racial observations. Example: "You watching Duck Dynasty is like me watching the Hughleys!"

Noun. When you hang out with someone slightly older than you, but old enough for there to be a noticeable age difference.

Noun. A statement said when things progress from flirting to something more. The statement in question is usually vague and have at most a 5 minute reaction time before the offer is void. I.e. Do you wanna get outta here?

Noun. Being the leader or Alpha male in any relationship.

Noun. The type of drunk a female gets in which they always try to take off your hat and wear it or have their friend wear it.

Noun. After drinking copious amount of alcohol, you wake up to the room spinning.

Verb. Being trapped in a good position or situation. Example: Being stuck with the woman of your dreams; Having a lifelong great job that pays great where all of your needs and most of your wants are met.

Verb. A sexual act in which one uses their fingers in the motion one would use to take change from the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny station at one's local convenience store.