To create is to live

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

notice how everyones 30 now

let me inside ur ribcage i promise i can be trusted in there just let me innnnnnnn

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

picking up a cat and kissing them 5000 times is just a small joy life offers us

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health