23.

Personally, I’m still trying to figure out how $12/hr is considered “competitive pay”???? ????

someone fed him a pickle

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

ancient frog memes

et tu, dat boi?

these are tiny hylek

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

Woah

So, like, do you have to check yourself along with your bags so they can put you under the plane? 

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

he is drowning. why won’t the millennials save him.