Dk Leto

The parallel park and the dog one took me out!!! 😂

big bear titties. big bear titties.

burn my eyes out

hey you cant show bear nipples on here anymore

There’s gonna be THAT person that comes along when you aren’t expecting anything and they treat you right and everything’s healthy and they’re gonna make you feel all kinds of shit you didn’t know you could feel bitch do not let that go I’m telling you

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

At the doctors just got diagnosed with huge meat…. it’s incurable

you should sue your doc for criminal incompetence

logan shut the fuck up there are girls here dude

REBLOG IF YOU'RE ENDING 1856 SINGLE

jeremiah is a cad who refused my hand to preserve my honor i’m better off a maid than in his most indecent company 💅🏻

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right

I hate this because he was already in the first picture and someone added him again

he was what now

I’ve never been more stressed looking at the notes of a post I made.