Have I mentioned how much I love Nick Offerman?

Nick described masculinity as an 'accusation' - "I'm often accused of masculinity. And, you know, I was born looking like this and I sound like this. You know, I did not cultivate [this]. I don't go to the gym. I'm not chasing masculinity. And so it's always seemed a little strange to me as a mincing theater artist to be accused of being manly. I am pretty handy at splitting firewood or changing a tire, but so are the women in my family. And so I use it as an opportunity to encourage people to try and loosen their ideas about genderizing everything. I know ladies that are great woodworkers and I know men that make an amazing quiche and everything across every spectrum in between.” (source) And this is his reaction to "having his man card revoked"

every time i get a new follower who isn’t a porn bot:

2015

Happy new year 2016

Happy new year 2017 

Happy new year

Happy New Year

Happy New Year 

Happy New Year

Hey, it's been a while✌️

me: oh cool i got a new follower, i hope it isnt a porn bot

I dont want to be rude, but Pedro was right 😂😂😂