Okay. Far, far, far, far too many "New" Vampire Chronicles fans are calling Lestat's monologue from the teaser of Interview with The Vampire season 3 "Ebony" / "My Immortal." Listen, kiddies, the WHOLE reason we mock the My Immortal fanfic intro is because it's a bad knock-off of The Vampire Lestat opening. The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice was / is a New York Times Best seller. It was published in 1985, long before My Immortal. Please stop insulting the long-established book fandom with your ignorance. Yes, Lestat's a ham. That's part of the charm.

hey have you ever heard of something called a "joke"

I saw Lahathana (Or whatever her name is) reply before blocking me, you certainly didn't react like someone who felt they were joking, it looked like the reaction of someone embarrassed. "It was a joke" followed by a string of angry insults and a block doesn't really feel "joking."

y’know what they call a fortnite burger with cheese in paris?

Battle Royale with Cheese

Villains who are in romantic relationships but abuse their partners are so goddamn boring. I want villains who are absolute bastards, absolutely villains, but who are loving and caring and attentive partners anyway. Taking over the world doesn’t mean you have to treat your loved ones like shit.

mice are having sex in my walls :(

pulling stunts that strengthen the public's perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end

counterpoint: it’s really funny.