sam

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

'mindbreak' i sure wouldn't mind a break

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

if I get murdered or something and there's a documentary about it and people talk about how I used to "light up the room" know that they are lying. I have never lit up a room. I don't even like turning lights on. I probably enjoyed being murdered too