Samenus

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

no family please dont include me in conversation

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

There is always hope

arthur’s code of chivalry is so funny. it’s supposed to revolutionize everything about the way knights live their lives and absolutely none of them give a fuck about it except like three guys

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"