"Welp Ok"

Oh okay…..

why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends

dark hozier take me to hell

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

me, a furry lawyer: *glomps you x3* why did you kill her

i just want peace in my life

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

I was at the coffeeshop in the village and someone asked me how my llamas are doing, and a woman overheard and told me that when she was a kid, her parents used to have a couple of llamas in their sheep farm, and every single sheep in their flock imprinted on one of the two llamas. Each sheep chose the best most charismatic llama according to mysterious sheep criteria, and never wavered in their ovine loyalty. Each of the two llamas was worshiped by a small sub-flock of devoted sheep who followed him everywhere like Jesus’s apostles and only left their field for transhumance when led by “their” llama. The funniest thing is the way this woman overheard the word “llama” and immediately came to sit next to me to tell me this, like she had waited since childhood to share her bewilderment about the two religious congregations of sheep led by rival llama prophets in her family farm.

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