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Nobody here but us reblogs! Big fan of dragons, wizards, dragon wizards, talking about games despite never playing any, talking about languages despite never learning any, inaccurate analysis of occasionally dubious media (esp. scanlated manga), and ecology. Expect approximately zero original posts about all that stuff though. 25, preferred pronouns are not having any (Just a Little Guy (drank the gender fluid)). I suspect I fall underneath the ace umbrella somewhere, but in a horny perverted weirdo sort of way. White USAmerican.

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Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

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You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

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As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

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Madison Square Garden filed a defamation lawsuit against Wired Magazine over story claiming the arena tracked and assigned risk scores to ce

An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels

Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly

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New reports from 404 Media and Wired reveal a database that allegedly categorized 93 celebrity guests as “LGBTQIA.”

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I’ll resurrect you at the cost of my entire future but maybe that’s casual

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BIRTHDAY GIRL'S BETRAYAL, also readable on my website.

Previously: THE PRIDE OF PUMPKIN BOY.

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Space Dragon

He lets the stars in the sky appear.

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Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

jewish-joy

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

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(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

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