Katie Kripp

wow isn’t it fun when you get a sudden intense pain and try to think of what medicine you forgot to take/what you did and realize you are doing everything right and your body is just in more pain for the hell of it

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

OK so this avocado toast thing is not only hilarious, but just to give you a bit of perspective, the guy in the article is Australian, and here avocados cost about $2, out about $12-15 if you’re having it on toast, and the median house price in in Sydney is $995,804 so all you Americans talking about cheap avocados and $250,000 houses need to know that this is even stupider and more patronizing than you thought because fucking no one can afford a house in Australia’s major cities even if they lived off air. 

@noodlebutts sure thing the recipe is super easy it's just Smoked salmon Mushrooms Garlic Spinach Pesto Cream Oil Pasta Boil the pasta Fry the mushrooms and garlic then spinach Put the pasta in the pan once it's cooked and mix through a chuck of pesto and just enough cream that the sauce is a little runny and can spread over all the pasta sorry it's not more specific I just eye ball the amounts and sometimes I use an egg instead of the cream what ever works haha

the denny’s tumblr both concerns and fascinates me

What a pretty dog

what the fuck is the joke here

oh

salukis look like the dog equivalent of those popular white girls in high school who turn out to be actually really nice when you get around to talking to them on their own and end up doing international studies at uni

They never had a chance

what happened in 1845?

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.