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@ myself: drink ur damn water its prob been an hr already

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I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first
as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell
this is actually the last straw for me I need to start sending people emails
Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

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Career fields for after college:
Militant anti war protestor
Ecoterrorist
Barista
Secret lover of a diplomat
Dnd player that lives in someone's attic
Unpaid fresco painter for rich people
Guy who ties people to train tracks
Guy who gets tied to train tracks
Guy who stands conveniently close to the train track switch that has people tied to both tracks
Girl
Pretentious Quebecoi with an accent
The gig economy
An exact clone of Fidel Castro
Bank teller
Vice vice vice president of the local DSA Chapter
Head of a film club that exclusively watches gay porno flicks from the late 70s
Union organizer for lesbian polycules
Bisexual woman mafia hitman
Pet rock haver
Travel blogger
Postal worker
Derelict 1960s era housing project
Wine mom
The family dog
Cobbler
Minecraft let's player
Macaroni aficionado
Charcuterie board maker
Guy who buys expensive Dutch cheeses from a deli every 3rd Wednesday
Guy who stabs tourists in London
Recreational cigarette smoker
Folk Singer
High School bully
High School Art Teacher
Horrifying Chimera
Cashier at an over priced oraganic local grocier
Russian bot
The old grandma who got lost in the Menswear department of a large department store
The Toxic relationship metaphor cannibal
Marxist who argues on Twitter with other Marxists about what Marx really meant
Rpf researcher
Bagel shop owner
Guy who bites into ice cream
Hiker
Bus driver
Cabbie
Bob Dylan
The 5th Beatle
Cop (ew)
Indie game dev
Pursuing a postgrad degree
Person who puts the cone of shame on the dogs they pass at the park
Joan Baez
Fujoshi
Furry
Little German Boy
Friendship Bracelet maker
Amor Matris
Baby Globe, Wikipedia’s 25th birthday mascot
hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps
HEY its me again. false alarm turns out it was just like pollen or somethin haha sorry i can be a little jumpy is all. ...hey man youre not lookin so good are you okay?

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This mom on tiktok made a video suggesting that if parents are tired of the terribly annoying music that’s set to these videos aimed at little kids that they should just put the videos on their TV and put it on mute and then play their own music over it because it will usually match the beat. People responded by suggesting songs for which this could not possibly work and I cannot stop thinking about this video in particular
hello this is my favorite video ever please please
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very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.
Most of us have a gross food at a friend’s house while growing up story but mine was sooooo wild. We sat down to dinner, the side dishes were like white rice and broccoli and the main entree was shrimp. Just shrimp. Unseasoned steamed shrimp. Pink. Not a shred of any sort of herb or flavoring on that thang. I do not enjoy shrimp on the best of days but I can tolerate it, I bit into one just to make sure there wasn’t like a clear lemon sauce or something that wasn’t visible but no, this was really and truly completely unseasoned shrimp. This was a predicament. I was in maybe the third grade, I really wanted to make a good impression so I politely asked if there was any cocktail sauce to dip the shrimp in as that was what I was used to doing. Her dad laughed and said no.
I straight up could not make myself eat it. I tried very politely to nibble on the side dishes and I did not place additional shrimp on my plate as to be polite and not waste food but it was fucking surreal. The whole unseasoned meal combination was not human food, it was like a fancy meal for an expensive dog. Her, her parents and her brother are eating it like unseasoned rice, broccoli and shrimp is a completely normal meal. I feel it is important to note that this was occurring in North Carolina so I’m not used to dealing with this, I had never experienced an unseasoned shrimp with no sauce in my 9 or 10 years of life. I also feel it is important to note my friend is biracial, Black mom, white dad. This is not a midwestern Caucasian mom mealtime disaster, this is 100 miles inland from the fucking coast in North Carolina. Shrimp is not a cheap food so it’s not like they just couldn’t afford to season the protein. To this day, I still do not understand. Maybe they were health freaks, maybe someone in the household was on a low sodium diet but not a single HERB??? NOTHING????? WHY WERE THEY EATING LIKE THAT???????
My friend’s dad mentioned to my dad that I hadn’t eaten at dinner when they walked me home, presumably because he didn’t want my dad to think they had me over for dinner and refused to feed me when I went home starving. My parents taught me to always be polite and gracious and I’d get in trouble for being rude for things I did not completely understand were slights but I knew bonding over food is a big part of the culture in the south so not feeding someone when they’re at your house and/or not eating when offered is considered rude and bizarre. I waited for them to leave and I was sooooo worried I’d be in trouble but I explained the unseasoned shrimp dilemma to my dad and the look on his face was like 😟, he was also truly fucking baffled and I was absolved of all guilt.