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Fun Fact: I have no clue what I'm doing.

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Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.
If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.
This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.
On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.
I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.
Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.
Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.
Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

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If you had so much money that you never had to work again (but were physically able to etc.), would you choose to work? (If you’re already in this situation, choose what you actually did.)
Yes, I’d do the same job I have now.
Yes, but I’d switch to a lower-paying but more fulfilling job.
Yes, but I’d choose to pursue a creative career.
Yes, but I’d start my own business.
Sort of. I’d volunteer or otherwise work without pay.
I wouldn’t work per se, but would devote a lot of time to a hobby.
I’d just relax, have fun, do whatever.
I’m not sure/Other
Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???
I'm so sorry that you have to have a body
im fucking crying
ZOMBIE STAGE WAS PEAK
oh poor sua and mizi….

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hello pericis smut writer. you have 1 hour to write a sex scene with a trans character. if you:
-make a trans woman/fem predatory/dominant because they have a penis and treat them like a walking penis to impregnate a pericis female partner -make a trans man/masc submissive/innocent because they have a vagina and treat them like a walking womb for a potential child given by their pericis male partner -make a nonbinary or otherwise not cis character's genitalia a mystery that must be revealed and make their genitalia somehow exactly the "right" kind to have PIV sex with their partner -treat an intersex character's genitalia as exotic and fantastical and something to be gawked at
you will be dropped in a vat of boiling oil. good luck.
you all deserve BETTER
just witnessed something devastating
guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.
Omfg 😭

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dude i can't roll my fucking hamster ball with you sitting there. if i move at all you're going to be pulled beneath my sphere and i'm going to crush you under my 400 pound mass. do you want that. do you crave death bro. are you trying to die by hamster ball today, friend.
You know what I'm sick of? It's actually not "healthy masculinity" to stand up for the vulnerable, or call out your peers, or whatever. Any of that stuff would be the healthy and right choice for anyone. Why do men need to be convinced with gendered language before they'll do the right thing? If a man does something supportive of women but refers back to his sense of gender identity as the justification, he's still just as absorbed in self worship and superiority as a man who openly acts entitled to women.